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Postby slowkidz » Mon Mar 08, 2004 12:09 pm

The Texas preacher rose with an angry red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke.

"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets!"

The preacher fainted.
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Postby kentx12 » Mon Mar 08, 2004 6:34 pm

LMAO. ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Mon Mar 08, 2004 8:02 pm

ROFLMAO..... ;-D
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Postby Madison » Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:43 pm

Lol. :-D That's great. ;-D
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Postby Los Angeles Cubs » Mon Mar 08, 2004 10:46 pm

LOL thats a good one
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Postby prodpaul » Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:03 am

LOL Thanks I needed that !! ;-D
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Postby DK » Tue Mar 09, 2004 7:17 pm

Lmao! :D
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:45 pm

lol
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Postby Mercer Boy » Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:44 am

Good for the reverend - at least he wasn't like some of the priests and ministers around the USA that give the church a bad name for their sexual exploits... <img src=/forums/images/smiles/kiss.gif>
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Postby cwebb » Wed Mar 10, 2004 9:44 am

I don't quite get that joke. Can I see a pic of the blonde, maybe that would help? :-D
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