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Postby Amazinz » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:02 pm

Hilarious and sad at the same time.

A special meeting about Dallas County traffic tickets turned tense and bizarre this afternoon.

County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to process traffic ticket payments and handle other paperwork normally done by the JP Courts.

Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections "has become a black hole" because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.

Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud "Excuse me!" He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a "white hole."


http://cityhallblog.dallasnews.com/arch ... ns-ra.html

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20a-exAW6qc
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Postby Art Vandelay » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:04 pm

Ha! What an idiot.
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:13 pm

Erm, I must be in a time warp:

viewtopic.php?f=13&t=357394&hilit=black+hole
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It's kinda like the Old Cafe - http://fbc2.freeforums.net
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Re: Black Hole

Postby Amazinz » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:22 pm

My bad. Didn't realize this was old.
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