A-Rod hits less then 20 HRs.
Roger Clemens claims that he's the father of Alfie's baby.
A's win it all, with Giambi jacking 40, Holliday hitting 35/.350 and holding up a sign in the last regular season game saying "suck it FBC haters".
Arizona crushes the NL West by 20 games.
Bill Bavasi becomes GM of the Yankees, or some other high profile team.