What would be the best storylines for 2009 baseball

[Cooner]

for Manny's, it should be "You Never Give Me Your Money"

Also,

Back In Black: The Pirates win 82 games

Run Around: Jose Reyes hits 3 HRs in one game... all are inside-the-park

and,

Stairway to Heaven: Griffey's knees are surgically replaced with those of a horse, and he hits 74 home runs, giving him 685. The following year he hits 78 more, and promptly retires.

[Neato Torpedo]

Tom Gorzelanny overcomes a lifetime struggle against ugliness to contend for the NL Cy Young.

[AussieDodger]

A-Rod hits less then 20 HRs.

Roger Clemens claims that he's the father of Alfie's baby.

A's win it all, with Giambi jacking 40, Holliday hitting 35/.350 and holding up a sign in the last regular season game saying "suck it FBC haters".

Arizona crushes the NL West by 20 games.

Bill Bavasi becomes GM of the Yankees, or some other high profile team.

[smoovethug]

Tom Gorzelanny overcomes a lifetime struggle against ugliness to contend for the NL Cy Young.

Did you steal that from resident expert bigwords?

[CadensDad]

Luis Castillo, comeback player of the year.

Or Luis actually is productive