Passing a Drug Test - Fantasy Baseball Cafe 2015 Fantasy Baseball Cafe
100% Deposit Bonus for Cafe Members!

Return to General Talk

Passing a Drug Test

Moderator: Baseball Moderators

Re: Passing a Drug Test

Postby bigh0rt » Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:34 pm

If you take B12 they might think you're on steroids like Roger Clemens.
Image
bigh0rt
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicCafe WriterGraphics ExpertMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyeInnovative MemberCafe MusketeerWeb SupporterPick 3 Weekly Winner
Posts: 24818
(Past Year: 301)
Joined: 3 Jun 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: Crowding The Plate

Re: Passing a Drug Test

Postby RyanK » Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:25 pm

well, were never going to know... im not taking this job so i wont have to take atest... figured ill go the route of working in a restaurant for a little along with 2 other part time sales gigs. i do feel good though after my intense 4 days of actually detoxing though.... ;-D
Image
RyanK
General Manager
General Manager

User avatar
Graphics Expert
Posts: 2839
Joined: 15 Aug 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball

Re: Passing a Drug Test

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:18 am

RyanK wrote:well, were never going to know... im not taking this job so i wont have to take atest... figured ill go the route of working in a restaurant for a little along with 2 other part time sales gigs. i do feel good though after my intense 4 days of actually detoxing though.... ;-D


you should reward yourself by blazing up a fat spliff (do you kids still talk like that?)
Image
Dan Lambskin
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicCafe RankerMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyeLucky Ladders ChampionPick 3 Weekly WinnerMatchup Meltdown SurvivorTrivia Time Trial Monthly Winner
Posts: 10225
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball

Re: Passing a Drug Test

Postby RyanK » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:50 am

a spliff would have tobacco in it, at least what we call it now.... i still call them doobies, joints, j's... or if you want to gut a cigar... blunt or l... sometimes bleezy but thats more what this girl i knew would call them.
Image
RyanK
General Manager
General Manager

User avatar
Graphics Expert
Posts: 2839
Joined: 15 Aug 2004
Home Cafe: Baseball

Re: Passing a Drug Test

Postby Metroid » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:56 am

Dan Lambskin wrote:
RyanK wrote:well, were never going to know... im not taking this job so i wont have to take atest... figured ill go the route of working in a restaurant for a little along with 2 other part time sales gigs. i do feel good though after my intense 4 days of actually detoxing though.... ;-D


you should reward yourself by blazing up a fat spliff (do you kids still talk like that?)

And since you're celebrating you should put crack in said spliff....might as well reward yourself right. %-6 :-b
Image
Metroid
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicFootball Mod
Posts: 5207
Joined: 9 Oct 2005
Home Cafe: Football
Location: Living vicariously through myself.

Re: Passing a Drug Test

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:01 am

Metroid wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
RyanK wrote:well, were never going to know... im not taking this job so i wont have to take atest... figured ill go the route of working in a restaurant for a little along with 2 other part time sales gigs. i do feel good though after my intense 4 days of actually detoxing though.... ;-D


you should reward yourself by blazing up a fat spliff (do you kids still talk like that?)

And since you're celebrating you should put crack in said spliff....might as well reward yourself right. %-6 :-b


i say just scale back to a 51er...no need to get crazy

this reminds me of how dumb i was back in the day...some casual acquantince wanted to add something called "T" to a joint one time (which some girl who was with us described as smelling like "laundry soap with pee in it") and rather than ask what the hell it was i just went along with it. i really have no idea what it was to this day...
Image
Dan Lambskin
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicCafe RankerMock(ing) DrafterEagle EyeLucky Ladders ChampionPick 3 Weekly WinnerMatchup Meltdown SurvivorTrivia Time Trial Monthly Winner
Posts: 10225
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Home Cafe: Baseball

Re: Passing a Drug Test

Postby knapplc » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:02 am

Five pages talking about how to do something illegal and get away with it. ;-D
Keep wreves in General Talk in 2011!
knapplc
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicGolden Eagle Eye
Posts: 7871
(Past Year: 1)
Joined: 27 Dec 2004
Home Cafe: Football
Location: It's "ell see." ELL SEE!!!

Re: Passing a Drug Test

Postby AussieDodger » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:12 am

knapplc wrote:Five pages talking about how to do something illegal and get away with it. ;-D



YAY! O:-)
ATTENTION LONG-TIMERS! NEW FBC: http://fbc2.freeforums.net/
AussieDodger
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicCafe WriterEagle Eye
Posts: 11363
(Past Year: 25)
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Home Cafe: Baseball
Location: What do you mean, Flash Gordon approaching?

Re: Passing a Drug Test

Postby Metroid » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:14 am

knapplc wrote:Five pages talking about how to do something that shouldn't be illegal and get away with it. ;-D

fixed. :-D
Image
Metroid
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicFootball Mod
Posts: 5207
Joined: 9 Oct 2005
Home Cafe: Football
Location: Living vicariously through myself.

Re: Passing a Drug Test

Postby knapplc » Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:35 am

Metroid wrote:
knapplc wrote:Five pages talking about how to do something that shouldn't be illegal and get away with it. ;-D

fixed. :-D

You and I can agree that it should not be illegal, that it is patently stupid that it is illegal, and that the reasons for its illegality are contrived at best, but that doesn't change the fact that it's illegal.

The day it's legalized I'll be over at your place and we can celebrate in style.
Keep wreves in General Talk in 2011!
knapplc
Hall of Fame Hero
Hall of Fame Hero

User avatar
CafeholicGolden Eagle Eye
Posts: 7871
(Past Year: 1)
Joined: 27 Dec 2004
Home Cafe: Football
Location: It's "ell see." ELL SEE!!!

PreviousNext

Return to General Talk

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: AbyMa, unioreimi and 4 guests

Forums Articles & Tips Sleepers Rankings Leagues


Get Ready...
The 2015 MLB season starts in 4:29 hours
(and 91 days)

  • Fantasy Baseball
  • Article Submissions
  • Privacy Statement
  • Site Survey 
  • Contact