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Postby smoovethug » Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:01 pm

Motorboat anyone?

Sheyla Hershey of Houston holds the world's record for breast implant size at a whopping 38-KKK

Arlington - Everything’s bigger in Texas might sound like a tired cliche’, but Sheyla Hershey of Houston can prove otherwise. After nine surgeries, the 5′-3″ blond now holds the world’s record for breast implant size at a whopping 38-KKK.

The dancer, model and aspiring actress claims that in her eyes, bigger is better, and she even lost the former boyfriend who paid for her initial enhancement surgery after he begged her not to go forward with more surgeries. Even her local doctors refused to go ahead with any more surgeries after she measured an incredible 34-FFF.

Not to be deterred, Ms. Hershey traveled to Brazil where there are no limits on implant size. An entire gallon of silicone was required in order to reach her current world record proportions.

However, she isn’t done yet. On her own website, Hershey claims that she will be going under the knife again later this year to break her new world record.


Her biography:
Sheyla Almeida Hershey was born in Brazil to entertain. She is a singer, dancer, model, and occasional actress now living in Houston Texas. She has a record deal in Brazil where she has achieved celebrity status. Read all of her acting credits and upcoming music releases on her official website here.

Ms. Hershey is 29 years old and speaks five languages, including amore for you curious men and her native tongue of Portuguese (see video). But do not get too curious, because her world champion boobs are already taken. She is a mother and wife. No word on if the lucky child was breast-fed.

Her measurements are kept close to the chest, but we can confidently report that Sheyla Hershey is 5’3” tall with 38KKK. She is currently blond but varies her look. Our experts evaluate her face as pretty with a tight body, except for, well, you know.

As for naked pics, Sheyla has not posed nude to our knowledge and Right Pundits believes that would take all the fun out of imagining whatever is hiding beneath her skirts. She does do lingerie and sexy very well as will be revealed by closely examining the images.

Sheyla’s MySpace page is an interesting read which you can find from her website. There you will learn that she is a huge fan of Nip Tuck (who knew?), voted for John McCain and is athletic. Does anyone want to see her play basketball with Barack Obama?

She is a plastic surgery aficionado, having already 18 plastic surgeries. Most of those are to her breasts, but along the way to record fame she has improved her butt, lips and nose as well.


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Re: World's Largest Breasts: 38KKK

Postby AquaMan2342 » Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:10 pm

I like boobs more than the next guy, but that's gross. :-{
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Postby The Artful Dodger » Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:15 pm

Care to chime in, Metroid? :-b
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Re: World's Largest Breasts: 38KKK

Postby CadensDad » Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:31 pm

Ehhhh that too much, My girl has some G's and those or big and plenty, KKK is wayyyyyy too much
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Re: World's Largest Breasts: 38KKK

Postby Madison » Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:47 pm

Everyone knows I don't care on the real vs. fake argument as long as they look good, but that size on a woman who's only 5 foot 3? Nah, I'll pass.

Curious as to where they get the "record" from though. :-? Based on those pics, I've seen bigger. So either the pics don't do them justice, there's some sort of registering process for the "official record", or they just didn't look hard enough. :-b
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Re: World's Largest Breasts: 38KKK

Postby WaCougMBS » Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:52 pm

Those are absolutely ridiculous 8-o :-t
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Re: World's Largest Breasts: 38KKK

Postby Old_Style » Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:04 pm

Those are obviously fake.
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Re: World's Largest Breasts: 38KKK

Postby Dolfin99 » Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:30 pm

I do not see the point, except to have a chronic back ache :-? :-t
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Re: World's Largest Breasts: 38KKK

Postby phillyphan12 » Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:35 pm

AquaMan2342 wrote:I like boobs more than the next guy, but that's gross. :-{


It appears she`s also a bit out of your prefential age range Aqua :-b
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Re: World's Largest Breasts: 38KKK

Postby Neato Torpedo » Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:27 pm

lol, KKK
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