Stolen from Baseball Think Factory
Going by how much his .BA has increased with each level of Pro Ball, Matt Wieters will hit .405 in his rookie season
When Matt Wieters was being recruited by Georgia Tech, they told him Jason Varitek used to play there. When Jason Varitek showed up during the winter to give money to the school, they told him Matt Wieters used to play there.
Matt Wieters learned to switch hit by lifting a pickup truck with one hand, then repeating the feat with his other hand. As a Baby.
Matt Wieters was sent from the Planet Krypton to save all of Orioledom.
Scott Boras' greatest challenge ever will be to make a notebook full of hyperbole for Matt Wieters, because it is all true.
After failing his drug test in 2003, A-Rod began injecting himself with bits of Matt Wieters. He won 3 of the next 5 MVP awards.
Matt Wieters' sweat possesses healing properties.
Matt Wieters once caught an entire game unconscious.
"I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to chase it."