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Re: This kid does not look 13...

Postby Old_Style » Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:16 pm

I smell a new Fox reality show.
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Re: This kid does not look 13...

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:11 pm

TheRock wrote:And now there's a third. Apparently this girl gets around.


There's somebody for everybody...how, I don't know... :-°
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Re: This kid does not look 13...

Postby AussieDodger » Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:15 pm

Old_Style wrote:I smell a new Fox reality show.


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Re: This kid does not look 13...

Postby Yoda » Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:28 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
i'd hit...err...nevermind


The boy seems rather cute so I don't blame you.
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Re: This kid does not look 13...

Postby Neato Torpedo » Mon Feb 16, 2009 6:09 pm

Yoda wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
i'd hit...err...nevermind


The boy seems rather cute so I don't blame you.

Well, this post backfired on you. :-b
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Re: This kid does not look 13...

Postby Guru13 » Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:47 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
TheRock wrote:And now there's a third. Apparently this girl gets around.


There's somebody for everybody...how, I don't know... :-°

it reminds me of that joke...

"So a fat, ugly, unattractive, and very mean woman walks into Wal Mart with her two kids. The greeter tries to make small talk and says "Cute kids, are they twins?"
The woman snaps at him saying "No, one is 7 and the other 9, why would you possibly think they are twins?!?!?"
The man calmly responds "I just figured no one would screw you twice. Enjoy shopping at Wal Mart."

I believe AFF posted that on the lightside.
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Re: This kid does not look 13...

Postby CadensDad » Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:34 am

FantasyFutballGuru13 wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
TheRock wrote:And now there's a third. Apparently this girl gets around.


There's somebody for everybody...how, I don't know... :-°

it reminds me of that joke...

"So a fat, ugly, unattractive, and very mean woman walks into Wal Mart with her two kids. The greeter tries to make small talk and says "Cute kids, are they twins?"
The woman snaps at him saying "No, one is 7 and the other 9, why would you possibly think they are twins?!?!?"
The man calmly responds "I just figured no one would screw you twice. Enjoy shopping at Wal Mart."

I believe AFF posted that on the lightside.



I've heard that before, it's really funny
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Re: This kid does not look 13...

Postby Inukchuk » Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:38 pm

Nice... ;-D
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Re: This kid does not look 13...

Postby markj11 » Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:05 pm

Before I read about the 2nd and 3rd guys, I was thinking isn't this kid too young to produce sperm? Sperms cums with publics during puberty. This kid has not reached puberty.
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Re: This kid does not look 13...

Postby Neato Torpedo » Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:59 pm

markj11 wrote:Sperms cums with publics during puberty.

I would hope not. :-o
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