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Re: Cow Urine Soda

Postby jlm53089 » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:45 am

AussieDodger wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:What does cow urine have that other species' urine doesn't? I bet big soda drinkers would love to save money by creating their own.


Because cows are sacred in India. It would be like making soda for Moneyball nerds out of Billy Beane/Bill James' urine. :-o


Good thing they dont otherwise you would go broke on beane pee.
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Re: Cow Urine Soda

Postby Yoda » Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:16 pm

mmm cow piss. I guess if you run out of water then urine is a good alternative since it is 99% water
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Re: Cow Urine Soda

Postby Dan Lambskin » Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:12 pm

Yoda wrote:mmm cow piss. I guess if you run out of water then urine is a good alternative since it is 99% water


but still 1% piss :-P reminds me of some quote i heard on the radio from some college coach, basically an analogy comparing good attitudes to ice cream and bad attitudes to poop. he said you can have a gallon of good ice-cream but you mix in even a little bit of poop, it's ruined...and even if you have just a little poop, no matter how much ice-cream you mix in, it's still no good
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Re: Cow Urine Soda

Postby WaCougMBS » Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:18 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
Yoda wrote:mmm cow piss. I guess if you run out of water then urine is a good alternative since it is 99% water


but still 1% piss :-P reminds me of some quote i heard on the radio from some college coach, basically an analogy comparing good attitudes to ice cream and bad attitudes to poop. he said you can have a gallon of good ice-cream but you mix in even a little bit of poop, it's ruined...and even if you have just a little poop, no matter how much ice-cream you mix in, it's still no good


Seriously, .0000001% is too much when you know about it IMO :-D
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