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Postby smoovethug » Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:05 am

Kraftwerk wrote:
Neato Torpedo wrote:Aim for her best friend, or sister


Are we talking directing man yoghurt at the watching audience?


That was my thought too. :-b
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Postby Neato Torpedo » Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:28 am

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Neato Torpedo wrote:Take another girl to her room, put on some early NOFX, and have sex on her bed. Aim for her best friend, or sister if age-appropriate. Bonus points if she sticks around to watch.


Are we talking directing man yoghurt at the watching audience?, or do you mean a separate dating approach to the BFF and Sister?

;-D

I guess you're right, it does work both ways.

Speaking of which, OP, if you entice any or all of the watching female parties to join in, you win the championship. ;-D
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Postby jlm53089 » Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:33 pm

AquaMan2342 wrote:Just find out her schedule and follow her around for a while. Peek through her window at night and eventually she'll get used to you. Pretty soon you'll be gold.


Doesnt work as well as it sounds. :^
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Postby knapplc » Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:39 pm

This thread started at zero and went downhill. It's been entertaining, though. :-b
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Postby AquaMan2342 » Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:46 pm

jlm53089 wrote:
AquaMan2342 wrote:Just find out her schedule and follow her around for a while. Peek through her window at night and eventually she'll get used to you. Pretty soon you'll be gold.


Doesnt work as well as it sounds. :^


It's worked enough to keep me satisfied. :-D
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Postby jlm53089 » Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:56 pm

AquaMan2342 wrote:
jlm53089 wrote:
AquaMan2342 wrote:Just find out her schedule and follow her around for a while. Peek through her window at night and eventually she'll get used to you. Pretty soon you'll be gold.


Doesnt work as well as it sounds. :^


It's worked enough to keep me satisfied. :-D


Does facebook/myspace stalking count?
Because I am in the process of attempting that and its going alright. :-?
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Postby RyanK » Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:42 pm

make her a mix tape after stalking her favorite music from her car, maybe steal her laptop and check out her itunes library
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Postby Inukchuk » Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:30 pm

AquaMan2342 wrote:
jlm53089 wrote:
AquaMan2342 wrote:Just find out her schedule and follow her around for a while. Peek through her window at night and eventually she'll get used to you. Pretty soon you'll be gold.


Doesnt work as well as it sounds. :^


It's worked enough to keep me satisfied. :-D


I don't even want to know what you meant by that... :-o
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Postby GiantsFan14 » Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:14 pm

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Postby Inukchuk » Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:53 am

Well done, good man. One of the funnier things I've seen on this board... :-b
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