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Postby eftda » Sun Mar 07, 2004 3:35 pm

wait, so is that your team, or did you just steal the team name
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Postby sinicalypse » Sun Mar 07, 2004 3:54 pm

when you first step into the room, say something completely arrogant, something like: "hey, does anyone need any tips on how to draft? i want to make sure that everyone knows how to do this, otherwise i won't have any competition"

that should break the ice nicely.
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Postby jonnyblack » Sun Mar 07, 2004 4:35 pm

I'm having trouble tying my shoes. Does anyone here have any suggestions on how I might get this done? I also find bathing to be somewhat difficult, but I have come up with a few strategies. Do you guys think I should drink water before or after i take an aspirin? When does Yahoo open?
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Postby KolbSaves » Sun Mar 07, 2004 6:20 pm

jonnyblack wrote:I'm having trouble tying my shoes. Does anyone here have any suggestions on how I might get this done? I also find bathing to be somewhat difficult, but I have come up with a few strategies. Do you guys think I should drink water before or after i take an aspirin? When does Yahoo open?


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Postby canibus » Sun Mar 07, 2004 6:43 pm

BstonBruin wrote:Im have just drafted my team for a yahoo winners league 5X5 h2d.....i was just wondering if anybody had any cool "trash" talk ideas to get the league goin. You know what i mean?


Here's some trash-talkin' for ya: "What does "I'm have" mean? You should check out this book, your grammar reminds me of the title: 'Me Talk Pretty One Day." Oh yeah, and A.Boone should be your first FA pickup. He-he, someone just picked him up in one of my leagues, baseball not basketball :-°
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