Not mine, I don't have any. If I needed something, it would be to get my sh|t in order, like I have 2 years of old bills that need to be shredded cluttering up space in my back room.
Pass on the 'Buffalo Theory' to another generation.
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And, when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. "This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members." In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. "That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
ayebatter wrote:Pass on the 'Buffalo Theory' to another generation.
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And, when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. "This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members." In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. "That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
AussieDodger wrote:1. Eat better. 2. Have a happier year then 2008. 3. Learn more. 4. Be more organised with money. 5. Drive giantsfan14 into psychiatric care.
bigken117 wrote:Eat better... Drink less... Be nicer at work...
Mine are similar.
Drink better... Eat less... Work at being nicer...
Really though, I don't make resolutions. But I have big expectations for 2009. 2007 was the worst year of my life; I have no complaints about '08. We can build on this! I have big plans for 2008, but none of them are really resolutions. Also, Captain Morgans Private Reserve is my new favorite thing. It's like regular Camptain Morgans, only better, and vanilla-y.
bigken117 wrote:Eat better... Drink less... Be nicer at work...
Mine are similar.
Drink better... Eat less... Work at being nicer...
Really though, I don't make resolutions. But I have big expectations for 2009. 2007 was the worst year of my life; I have no complaints about '08. We can build on this! I have big plans for 2008, but none of them are really resolutions. Also, Captain Morgans Private Reserve is my new favorite thing. It's like regular Camptain Morgans, only better, and vanilla-y.
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