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Postby Simulacrum » Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:33 am

Have you guys heard of Twitter? It's a cross between text messaging and receiving email, people subscribe to your feed for a regular stream of "tweets", which are updates when you decide to post them.

Here is Shaquille O'Neal's twitter log.

And the proof that it's legit.

Here's the most recent update-

Shaq wrote:Mark crow, larry jones, and i recieved 36 thousand jars of peanut butta tonite at victory church in oklahoma city about 4 hours ago from txt
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Re: The Shaq Man twitters

Postby The Artful Dodger » Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:38 pm

Yeah, I know Twitter, but it's pretty bloody annoying. Good business, good thing they didn't sell out to Facebook.

As for Shaq, I'm surprised he didn't dress up like a banana giving away all that peanut butter. :-b
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Postby Amazinz » Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:13 pm

Wow. The butchering of the English language on that page makes me want to cry. :-D
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Postby Mookie4ever » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:27 pm

The world just got more annoying.
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Postby jfg » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:40 pm

Shaq da man.
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Re: The Shaq Man twitters

Postby Simulacrum » Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:00 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:The world just got more annoying.


Are you kidding me? Notes like this from Shaq 5-10 times a day would annoy you? 8-o

Shaq wrote:If your n a bad place rt now, the best is yet to come Shaquille o'neal


That would bring my day from about a 2 up to an 8 or 9, easily.
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Postby Art Vandelay » Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:01 pm

I had heard of twitter before only in passing, but this is the first time I've actually looked into what it is. Why on earth anyone would want anything to do with twitter is beyond me. What a ridiculous service.
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Postby thedude » Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:42 pm

Shaq wrote:I called my main man figs son bcuz da xcellence of a gift lies n its approiateness ratha than its value


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Re: The Shaq Man twitters

Postby Neato Torpedo » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:51 am

Simulacrum wrote:
Shaq wrote:If your n a bad place rt now, the best is yet to come Shaquille o'neal


That would bring my day from about a 2 up to an 8 or 9, easily.

I can just see how this plays out. Shaq's just sitting there out in his massive backyard in sunglasses, and then remembers something he probably heard on TV. "Wow that's really deep" *texts to his twitter account*
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Postby Neato Torpedo » Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:13 am

Oh god I can't stop laughing.
Last nite i told greg oden , "we r not the same, i am a martian" 1:09 PM Nov 23rd from txt

Watchn true blood, thats were i was born and raised, dat vampire town, shaqula has been discovered aaaaggggh 8:41 PM Nov 23rd from txt

I had a deja vu today, a lil kid said,i'm a c u n the nba. 3:01 PM Nov 21st from txt


And one of my favorite quotes ever:

On my way to oklahoma city, gettin ready to send 2 million lbs of peanut butta to africa 12:52 PM Nov 24th from txt
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