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Postby bigh0rt » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:12 pm

Read this... the entire thing... and post what you think the most bizarre part is... what story... :-S %-6 X-I
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Re: Man Caught With Penis Stuck in Pasta Jar

Postby DbacksRback » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:20 pm

either the fact he contined to "pleasure" himself as police tried to wrestle him away or the fact that with all the things reported to find in his car....one was a Jack Russell terrier :-b 8-o
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Re: Man Caught With Penis Stuck in Pasta Jar

Postby jfg » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:21 pm

DbacksRback wrote:either the fact he contined to "pleasure" himself as police tried to wrestle him away or the fact that with all the things reported to find in his car....one was a Jack Russell terrier :-b 8-o


You beat me to it. No pun intended.
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Re: Man Caught With Penis Stuck in Pasta Jar

Postby GiantsFan14 » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:22 pm

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.


LOL

i wonder what he was using the dog for?
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Re: Man Caught With Penis Stuck in Pasta Jar

Postby bigh0rt » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:22 pm

DbacksRback wrote:either the fact he contined to "pleasure" himself as police tried to wrestle him away or the fact that with all the things reported to find in his car....one was a Jack Russell terrier :-b 8-o

For me it was definitely the Jack Russell terrier. :-b
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Re: Man Caught With Penis Stuck in Pasta Jar

Postby JTWood » Thu Nov 20, 2008 10:52 pm

capsicum spray

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Re: Man Caught With Penis Stuck in Pasta Jar

Postby Simulacrum » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:34 pm

At least they didn't print my name... :*)
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Re: Man Caught With Penis Stuck in Pasta Jar

Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:45 pm

Simulacrum wrote:At least they didn't print my name... :*)


what kind of pasta was it
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Re: Man Caught With Penis Stuck in Pasta Jar

Postby Simulacrum » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:47 pm

Before or after?
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Re: Man Caught With Penis Stuck in Pasta Jar

Postby knapplc » Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:17 pm

I thought the most odd part of the story was the fact that they didn't report that he was 'on' something. I would have hoped he was, since his behavior is even more bizarre if he was sober.
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