Man Caught With Penis Stuck in Pasta Jar

[bigh0rt]

Read this... the entire thing... and post what you think the most bizarre part is... what story...

[DbacksRback]

either the fact he contined to "pleasure" himself as police tried to wrestle him away or the fact that with all the things reported to find in his car....one was a Jack Russell terrier

[jfg]

either the fact he contined to "pleasure" himself as police tried to wrestle him away or the fact that with all the things reported to find in his car....one was a Jack Russell terrier

You beat me to it. No pun intended.

[GiantsFan14]

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

LOL

i wonder what he was using the dog for?

[bigh0rt]

either the fact he contined to "pleasure" himself as police tried to wrestle him away or the fact that with all the things reported to find in his car....one was a Jack Russell terrier

For me it was definitely the Jack Russell terrier.

[JTWood]

capsicum spray

*ahem*

[Simulacrum]

At least they didn't print my name...

[Dan Lambskin]

At least they didn't print my name...

what kind of pasta was it

[Simulacrum]

Before or after?

[knapplc]

I thought the most odd part of the story was the fact that they didn't report that he was 'on' something. I would have hoped he was, since his behavior is even more bizarre if he was sober.