The Free Agent Game

[fattykid2000]

hahahahahah

[jlm53089]

This is some of the funniest stuff I have ever seen.

[MasterX1918]

so hows everyone doing with this?

[decoy562]

I would normally respond appropriately but I don't speak Jive.

Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

Oooh, ooh that's Airplane! What do I win?

[Neato Torpedo]

Second Jive Dude is the best name for a role I've ever heard.

[BronXBombers51]

So far I hit Sabathia and K-Rod. Screwed up Burnett and Furcal.

I can already see a few more that I'm going to lose though.

[AquaMan2342]

1. CC Sabathia- Yankees
2. Mark Teixiera- Yankees
3. AJ Burnett- Orioles
4. Manny Ramirez- Dodgers
5. Ben Sheets- Red Sox
6. Adam Dunn- D-Backs
7. Francisco Rodriguez- Mets
8. Derek Lowe- Red Sox
9. Bobby Abreu- Cubs
10. Pat Burrell- Phillies
11. Rafael Furcal- Dodgers
12. Brian Fuentes- Tigers
13. Milton Bradley- Angels
14. Randy Johnson- Dodgers
15. Pedro Martinez- Angels

I am actually doing decent here. I give myself a pat on the back for the Tex-to-Yanks call.

[AquaMan2342]

Now I am not doing so well.

[BronXBombers51]

Early guesses for some, subject to change.


1. CC Sabathia - Yankees RIGHT
2. Mark Teixiera - Angels WRONG
3. AJ Burnett - Orioles WRONG
4. Manny Ramirez - Dodgers TBD
5. Ben Sheets - Astros TBD but almost certainly wrong
6. Adam Dunn - Nationals TBD
7. Francisco Rodriguez - Mets RIGHT
8. Derek Lowe - Yankees TBD but wrong
9. Bobby Abreu - Cubs TBD but wrong
10. Pat Burrell - Rays RIGHT
11. Rafael Furcal - Tigers WRONG
12. Brian Fuentes - Cardinals WRONG
13. Milton Bradley - Blue Jays WRONG
14. Randy Johnson - Angels WRONG
15. Pedro Martinez - Cardinals TBD
Tiebreaker: $145 Million

I suck.

[Neato Torpedo]

Prediction: Sabathia signs a 6 year, $360,000 contract with the Oaxaca Warriors.

Damn.