How about a "news of the weird" thing? I've managed to finish 6th in the Pick 3 each of the last 3 weeks.
Just happened to notice while checking the standings.
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....