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Re: AIG Bailed Out; Jim Cramers Says: "We're Communists Now!"

Postby knapplc » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:40 am

I got this in an email, so it must be true.

I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to all Americans as a "Dividend".

To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billion that equals to a hefty "$425,000.00"

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a "Dividend" Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25.5 Billion right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife have $595,000.00.

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage - "housing crisis solved"
Repay college loans - "a great boost to new grads"
Put away money for college - "it'll be there"
Save it in a bank - "create money to loan to entrepreneurs"
Buy a new car - "create jobs"
Invest in the market - "capital drives growth"
Pay for your parent's medical insurance =E 2 "health care improves"

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company. If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling out.

If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+

As for AIG - liquidate it and Sell off its parts.
Sell off the real estate. Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here's my rationale. We deserve it and "AIG doesn't" we were not invited to the last 10 years of "party time" bonuses.

And remember, The this plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.
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Re: AIG Bailed Out; Jim Cramers Says: "We're Communists Now!"

Postby Tavish » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:50 am

I would reply to that email with: "Please take a 4th grade math class before you solve the USA's problems".
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Re: AIG Bailed Out; Jim Cramers Says: "We're Communists Now!"

Postby Art Vandelay » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:53 am

I'm no mathematician, but how does whoever composed this figure that 85,000,000,000/200,000,000 equals 425,000?

Even assuming they meant $850 billion rather than $85 billion, according to my calculations, they're still off by a couple of decimals.

edit: Tavish beat me to it, and had a better reply.
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Re: AIG Bailed Out; Jim Cramers Says: "We're Communists Now!"

Postby Yoda » Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:59 am

lol
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Re: AIG Bailed Out; Jim Cramers Says: "We're Communists Now!"

Postby knapplc » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:13 am

Tavish wrote:I would reply to that email with: "Please take a 4th grade math class before you solve the USA's problems".

Art Vandelay wrote:I'm no mathematician, but how does whoever composed this figure that 85,000,000,000/200,000,000 equals 425,000?

Even assuming they meant $850 billion rather than $85 billion, according to my calculations, they're still off by a couple of decimals.

edit: Tavish beat me to it, and had a better reply.

It's a good thing that's not embarrassing for me. :-B

I'll plead ignorance - I read it and thought it was funny. No more email forwards for me. O:-)
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Re: AIG Bailed Out; Jim Cramers Says: "We're Communists Now!"

Postby Yoda » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:44 am

Knapp did you put that email together? :-D
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Re: AIG Bailed Out; Jim Cramers Says: "We're Communists Now!"

Postby knapplc » Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:53 am

Yoda wrote:Knapp did you put that email together? :-D

I got it from your mom. O:-)

OK, seriously - no I didn't, but I'm no math whiz. I guess it's safe to say... I could have.

But no.
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Re: AIG Bailed Out; Jim Cramers Says: "We're Communists Now!"

Postby Yoda » Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:33 am

:-D
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Re: AIG Bailed Out; Jim Cramers Says: "We're Communists Now!"

Postby Yoda » Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:13 am

Yoda wrote:All it is doing is temporarily stopping the bleeding. They need to just let the system flush this out. Companies like WAMU and GS and Wachovia or whoever else deserve the same fate as Lehman if they made bad decisions.


Well, WAMU just went down in flames. GS got real lucky with Buffet. I still think Wachovia has a good chance to fall.
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