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Mafia IV Night 1

Postby dclark0699 » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:18 am

Welcome To: Villa del Fuego
Population: Humans

The year is 2008. Villa del Fuego booms into a huge port city on the east coast by recycling snail carcasses for use as diesel fuel. As a result, snailing has become as common as sleeping with Lindsey Lohan.

Millions move in and all seems to be going swell. Put suddenly, the snail market is going dry. Hunters are found dead in their tents, breeders strangled. The Dave Winfield mafia family has moved in on the territory, seeking to steal the wealth for itself and kill anyone in its path.

Secret late night meetings at the docks, rapes, pillaging. The town is stricken with fear. Everyone flees for their lives, except 14 men and the heroic, courageous Mayor Dclark.

Unfortunately for the 14 men, the mafia still lives among them. Who are they? How many are there? Who can you trust?

September the 8th, 2008 AD.

In addition to his obvious sexual prowess, Mayor Dclark brings to the mafia hunt what few else possess – an “X” factor if you will – his brilliant mind has already determined who among his town are mafia.
“Have you heard of Socrates, Aristotle, Plato?” “Yeah.” “Morons.”

Unfortunately, he is busy banging his fifth or sixth beautiful woman of the afternoon. When you sleep with so many gorgeous women, it’s easy to lose count. You know? Who am I kidding? You don’t know.

After servicing all the fine ladies that day, Dclark enters his luxurious million-dollar office, but before he can grab his gun from the third drawer of his desk – three men repel from the ceiling in all black, carrying machetes and baseball bats.

Dclark is able to withstand the barrage of all three weapon-brandishing men for 15 hours, while winning the Super Bowl with his Madden franchise. 19-0 Baby! Unfortunately he has to sleep sometime, and all the fighting wore him out. So he calls a truce to take a nap. The mafia shamelessly kills him in his sleep.

A note written in the blood promises to kill one townie a night until the streets, and all the snails, are owned by the family. Unfortunately, the mayor was already having an affair with the wife of every person in the town – so no leads on that front.

Before the mafia can leave the room, they are ambushed. Not by townies, but by a second mafia family! The F.P. Santangelo Family. Another family looking to hoard the wealth of this once great town.

The F.P. Santangelo family kills one member of the Dave Winfield Family, Dave himself, leaving them each with two.

Can the townies find the killers in time?

Cue the Survivor theme music – Boooooowaaaaaaaannnnnnnn! Oh wey oh weyoh weyoh wey ah, oh wey oh wey ah wey ha.


Town Members:

Big Pimpin
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JTwood/STLsluggers (Same person for those who don't know....like me :-D )
Teddy
jfg
Snakes
Aussie
Bleach
Chris8
Rlode
J35J

If you didn't get a PM from me: Let me know ;-D

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Re: Mafia IV Day 1

Postby Big Pimpin » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:20 am

Vote: Mookie
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Re: Mafia IV Day 1

Postby chris8 » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:23 am

Love the introduction! :-b
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Re: Mafia IV Day 1

Postby dclark0699 » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:25 am

Just to clarify, I put it in the sign up thread, and I'll put it here.

2 Mafia families of 2. They will know their partner but not the other team as they are competing to eliminate the other team.

10 Townies.

Each mafia team will have the opportunity to kill at night.
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Re: Mafia IV Day 1

Postby teddy ballgame » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:26 am

tl;dr
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Re: Mafia IV Day 1

Postby teddy ballgame » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:26 am

teddy ballgame wrote:tl;dr

That was about the introduction not the post above mine. :-B
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Re: Mafia IV Day 1

Postby Big Pimpin » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:28 am

Unvote: Mookie

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That's what you get for typing "tl;dr" whatever it means. :^
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Re: Mafia IV Day 1

Postby bigken117 » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:29 am

City sounds like a cesspool. Is it based on the Bronx?

Big Pimpin wrote:Vote: Mookie

You got the hang of it already ;-D
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Re: Mafia IV Day 1

Postby Mookie4ever » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:33 am

BP has studied at the J35J school of how to play mafia.

Nice write up commish. btw - we have a doctor and an investigator?

What does tl;dr mean?
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Re: Mafia IV Day 1

Postby dclark0699 » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:35 am

Mookie4ever wrote:BP has studied at the J35J school of how to play mafia.

Nice write up commish. btw - we have a doctor and an investigator?

What does tl;dr mean?


Yup Doctor and Investigator.

tl;dr means it was too long for him to read :-D
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