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Re: Best of today's news

Postby Yoda » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:13 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:
Amazinz wrote:Schilling rips NY fans... Again...

Some good quotes in here, especially when he gets started on the genius that is B.B.

I don't care if you guys haven't seen him. Bill Belichick has seen him. Do you really think that he is the genius everyone claims him to be and just a rock head when it comes to his backup quarterback



ha - I love it

But why let the facts get in the way of a perfectly good rant?


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I kind of feel sorry for Boston fans to have Schilling as their most vocal spokesperson. Almost as sorry as I felt when the Giants destroyed their perfect season at the Superbowl.
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Re: Best of today's news

Postby Mookie4ever » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:14 pm

Simulacrum wrote:Should we be encouraging nursing home patients to have sex??

Biggest news story I've heard about in weeks. :-B


LOL - totally unintentional but that article was beside a huge pic of McCain.
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Re: Best of today's news

Postby StlSluggers » Wed Sep 10, 2008 6:34 pm

Mookie4ever wrote:
Simulacrum wrote:Should we be encouraging nursing home patients to have sex??

Biggest news story I've heard about in weeks. :-B


LOL - totally unintentional but that article was beside a huge pic of McCain.

AHAHAHAHA
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Re: Best of today's news

Postby Mookie4ever » Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:28 am

As everyone knows there is a big election coming up. That's right, the Canadian federal election is taking place on October 14.

We have basically a 2 party system. The Liberals and The Conservatives. There is a lot of mudslinging going on but as with most things the Americans may have developed it but Canadians perfected it.

The Conservative site insulting the Liberal leader Stephan Dion is called Not a Leader. This is what we have learned today about Stephan Dion:

He eats hot dogs with a knife and fork
He named his pet turtle after the communist leader Leon Trotsky

The Liberal site insulting the Conservative leader Stephen Harper is called Scandalpedia. This is what we learned today about Stephen Harper:

He dropped out of university after 2 months.
He finally graduated university at the age of 34
He has been involved in 13 political scandals
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Re: Best of today's news

Postby Mookie4ever » Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:59 am

Pot heads boycott Kellogss to support Phelps

I heard on the radio that this boycott is actually hurting Kelloggs. Or at least Kelloggs numbers are sharply down.


Joe Torre reveals that Yankee Trainer Gene Monahan rubbed strong liniment on Roger Clemens’ testicles on days that he pitched

:-{ That's something that I would expect from the Mets.
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Re: Best of today's news

Postby bigh0rt » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:11 am


I read this straight out of Torre's book about a week ago and completely forgot to comment on it. The crazy thing is, my Yankee fan buddies were all, "that's how much of a beast Roger Clemens is!" If having another man rub liniment on my bean bag is beastly, I will be quite content to not be a beast.

I am also rising above your Mets comment. :^ If you'll excuse me, I have to go liniment up my own ball bag.
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Re: Best of today's news

Postby Amazinz » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:20 am

Clemens always looked angry and now we know why. But the real shame here is that you can no longer Google +testicles +liniment without retrieving countless Yankees articles.
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Re: Best of today's news

Postby bigh0rt » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:24 am

Amazinz wrote:Clemens always looked angry and now we know why. But the real shame here is that you can no longer Google +testicles +liniment without retrieving countless Yankees articles.

Golden thongs. Ben-Gay'd testicles. The Yankees really are getting desperate to win #27.
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Re: Best of today's news

Postby Matthias » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:35 am


Wow. That editorial writer would have saved himself a whole lot of trouble if he had simply written:
"I'm old. I'm going to ridicule stoners. Mentally insert into this space what you think someone old would write about young stoners."
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Re: Best of today's news

Postby Metroid » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:44 am

Matthias wrote:

Wow. That editorial writer would have saved himself a whole lot of trouble if he had simply written:
"I'm old. I'm going to ridicule stoners. Mentally insert into this space what you think someone old would write about young stoners."

No kidding, that was painful to read.
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