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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby ThatDude » Thu May 28, 2009 4:54 am

The best April Fools jokes are the ones that still trick people nearly 2 months later.
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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby Snakes Gould » Thu May 28, 2009 8:56 am

any religion that tells me not to eat bacon can go to hell.
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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby ayebatter » Thu May 28, 2009 8:58 am

Snakes Gould wrote:any religion that tells me not to eat bacon can go to hell.



I looked it up, they only mention pork, not bacon (heathens).
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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu May 28, 2009 10:11 am

ayebatter wrote:
Snakes Gould wrote:any religion that tells me not to eat bacon can go to hell.



I looked it up, they only mention pork, not bacon (heathens).

[quot="homer simpson]
“(Lisa) “I’m going to become a vegetarian” (Homer) “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?” “Yes” “Bacon?” “Yes Dad” Ham?” “Dad all those meats come from the same animal” “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”"

“Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.”

“When you’re in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.”

“Is it Bacon Day?”

“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”

“Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!”

Homer: I’ll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Waitress: No he doesn’t!

“[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I’m having that right now…[normal] Ooh, bacon!”

“Mmm … bacon”

“Mmm … unexplained bacon”
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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby Yanks_Baby » Thu May 28, 2009 12:44 pm

ayebatter wrote:
Snakes Gould wrote:any religion that tells me not to eat bacon can go to hell.



I looked it up, they only mention pork, not bacon (heathens).

False, It's anything that comes from a pig, even gelatin from the pig's hooves.
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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby Yanks_Baby » Thu May 28, 2009 12:47 pm

ThatDude wrote:The best April Fools jokes are the ones that still trick people nearly 2 months later.

Just googled it... and realized my friends have been playing me all this time :~(

It sounded plausible enough to exist.
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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby the izzy » Fri May 29, 2009 2:14 pm

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Baconnaise ... nice
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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby acsguitar » Fri May 29, 2009 2:56 pm

Yanks_Baby wrote:
ThatDude wrote:The best April Fools jokes are the ones that still trick people nearly 2 months later.

Just googled it... and realized my friends have been playing me all this time :~(

It sounded plausible enough to exist.


Wait squeeze bacon isn't real??? Oh well see you at the clocktower
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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby AussieDodger » Sat May 30, 2009 12:39 am

Didn't we decide after seeing the infamous speedo pic that Dan's nickname was squeezable bacon? :-?
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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby Snakes Gould » Sat May 30, 2009 2:27 am

AussieDodger wrote:Didn't we decide after seeing the infamous speedo pic that Dan's nickname was squeezable bacon? :-?


i thought it was just Fatty McFatson. :-? :-b
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