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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby Yanks_Baby » Tue May 19, 2009 10:24 am

If I had a trillion dollars
(If I had a trillion dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a trillion dollars
(If I had a trillion dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a trillion dollars
(If I had a trillion dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a trillion dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a trillion dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had trillion dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had trillion dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

If I had a trillion dollars
(If I had a trillion dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a trillion dollars
(If I had a trillion dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a trillion dollars
(If I had a a trillion dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a trillion dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a trillion dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a trillion dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a trillion dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a trillion dollars
(If I had a trillion dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a trillion dollars
(If I had a trillion dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a trillion dollars
(If I had a trillion dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

If I had a trillion dollars
I’d buy your love

If I had a trillion dollars, If I had a trillion dollars
If I had a trillion dollars, If I had a trillion dollars
If I had a trillion dollars
I'd be rich
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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby AussieDodger » Tue May 19, 2009 11:19 am

I don't believe this is fantasyrecordproducerscafe.com :-S
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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby ayebatter » Tue May 19, 2009 11:40 am

AussieDodger wrote:I don't believe this is fantasyrecordproducerscafe.com :-S


I thought it was his entry for a poetry contest, here's mine:

One, two, buckle my shoe
if I had a trillion
I'd have a golden Loo
three, four, shut the door
if I had a trillion
I'd want four more
five, six, pick up sticks
if I had a trillion.................................well you get the idea ;-)
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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby JTWood » Wed May 20, 2009 11:52 pm

knapplc wrote:I didn't want to rehost all these pics, but here's an interesting series of pics showing what one trillion dollars looks like:

one trillion dollars

Could have just hotlinked them. ;-D :-D
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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby JTWood » Wed May 20, 2009 11:53 pm

Man, you guys really know how to post some great pics. :-[
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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby JTWood » Thu May 21, 2009 12:04 am

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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat May 23, 2009 11:04 am

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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby bigken117 » Tue May 26, 2009 9:45 pm

This is a funny picture thread, not lunatic political commentary thread. Keep it that way ;-D
The picture is just a picture someone else created.

Neato Torpedo wrote:To be fair, the same could be said of literally every political party.
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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby Inukchuk » Wed May 27, 2009 12:12 pm

bigken117 wrote:This is a funny picture thread, not lunatic political commentary thread. Keep it that way ;-D


You read my mind, Kenny! ;-D
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Re: The New Pic Thread

Postby Mookie4ever » Wed May 27, 2009 3:00 pm

shut up
shut up
shut up
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