Which leads to the short story I'm about to tell. Last week, Sunday to be specific, I got up in the morning excited to watch football. I went in my bathroom and started brushing my teeth, then I washed my face. It felt good man and all I needed now was to dry my face. So I went over to my towel that was hanging up next to the shower. Usually I just bury my face in that thing without thinking twice and dry off. This time, for some reason, I opened the towel as I was bringing it to my face...OMFG HUGE SPIDER RIGHT WHERE MY HANDSOME FACE WAS ABOUT TO GO! I screamed like a bitch! I knocked it to the ground. It looked exactly like a Brown Recluse. Have you seen the damage those things do to human flesh? I knocked it out with raid while still preserving the specimen. Looked it up online and all the pictures and descriptions matched except for the part about how the Recluse has six eyes in a triangular pattern. Most spiders have two rows of four eyes. The little bastard turned out to be not the recluse but still a poisonous species.