Bas Rutten, useful comedy gold.

[DbacksRback]

calling yourself el guapo also boost your chances

[knapplc]

What are the odds that any of us is going to be in a street fight, though? It may be good advice, but it's not something that any of us are likely to put into practice.

[urbanbreez]

Odds of being in a street/bar fight here in LA at some point in the next three years for a 30 year old male with rowdy friends and a hot girlfriend that sometimes attracts the worst, obnoxious, disrespectful prick in the bar that just won't go away after being told several times... 33.3333333333%. If that happens, chances I remember to take plenty of El Guapo's advice...100%. Wrong move, don't do that to El Guapo follwed up with: straight right, left hook, right hook, *dongita dongita dong*