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Bas Rutten, useful comedy gold.

Postby urbanbreez » Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:07 pm

If you haven't seen Bas Rutten in "self defense and how to win a bar fight" I suggest going to youtube asap and watching it. It may be the funniest and most useful thing I've ever seen. He's pure comedy gold. Say's things like "Don't mess with El Guapo" and "He tried to kill me, I need to return the favor." Again, comedy GOLD! But also, very very very useful information that could save you in a forced confrontation. There are about 13 parts to the series, once you watch the first one you can't help but see all of them. There are also some very funny parodies on youtube (he's constantly talking about the "kick in the groin). :-D :-D
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Postby knapplc » Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:44 pm

This begs the question... is this the best youtube video ever?
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Postby DbacksRback » Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:00 pm

"Wrong move dont do that to El Guapo" :-b
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Postby dclark0699 » Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:00 pm

I didn't find it particularly funny - but everyone can certainly learn something from it.
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Re: Bas Rutten, useful comedy gold.

Postby Amazinz » Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:43 pm

Bas Rutten is the man.

Never underestimate a kick to the groin.

My favorite Bas Rutten story is the near-fight between him an Brian Urlacher.
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Re: Bas Rutten, useful comedy gold.

Postby urbanbreez » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:31 pm

Amazinz wrote:Bas Rutten is the man.

Never underestimate a kick to the groin.

My favorite Bas Rutten story is the near-fight between him an Brian Urlacher.

Haven't heard that one. Do tell.

To the guy that didn't find it funny: whats the matter with you?
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Re: Bas Rutten, useful comedy gold.

Postby Amazinz » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:43 pm

urbanbreez wrote:
Amazinz wrote:Bas Rutten is the man.

Never underestimate a kick to the groin.

My favorite Bas Rutten story is the near-fight between him an Brian Urlacher.

Haven't heard that one. Do tell.

To the guy that didn't find it funny: whats the matter with you?

You can find a bunch of stuff about it online. Bas never shies away from talking about it in interviews and he has actually made two long posts on Sherdog.com explaining the situation. I can't tell it as funny as Bas can but Bas and Urlacher were at a party in Chicago and Bas accidentally stepped on his foot. Urlacher got all up in his face and Bas talked to Urlacher about himself in the third person. They never did fight though. As Bas tells it, another member of the Bears realized who he was and told Urlacher he was about to get his rear end kicked and then Urlacher left the party. A great story when Bas tells it, lame when I do. :-D
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Postby OneLoveBoomer » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:48 pm

Good stuff.
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Re: Bas Rutten, useful comedy gold.

Postby dclark0699 » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:02 pm

urbanbreez wrote:To the guy that didn't find it funny: whats the matter with you?


I have no sense of humor obviously. Jokes come to die in my presence.

I don't know - I just took it seriously. It was more impressive than funny.
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Re: Bas Rutten, useful comedy gold.

Postby urbanbreez » Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:36 pm

That's the beauty of it, it's both impressive and funny. "Bad move, don't touch El Guapo." I like when he's throwing combos " Dong, dong, dong, bing" Thing is though, that advice is SOLID. The way he stands with his hand on chin both protecting himself and ready to fire off a shot... smart. Elbow or fist can fly from there and also a block is possible all while looking concerned but non threatning. Wonderful. His advice on the proper stance is dead on, shoulders square with feet forward to generate max power. If you watched it and payed attention you just increased your chance of winning a steet fight by 50%.
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