Question for the Cafe

[Madison]

That's easy, give the Starbucks guy and extra 10 bucks when you pay him to take care of whatever she orders then go sit and wait for her to come thank you. I'm so smoooth.

Ding! Ding! Ding! Winner!

You said you could smell her perfume, so I'd have turned, complimented her on it, and asked what it was. If she was nice and answered (which would have allowed you to get a good look), then give the Starbucks guy an extra $10. Then step outside the door onto the sidewalk, enjoy the sunshine or whatever for a few minutes, and see if she came out to thank you or not (provided there are glass windows around the door like they are down here - if not, then grab a seat. If she doesn't come over, then the fake phone answering could get you out of there quickly and without looking desperate to talk with her).

if knapp was a single guy, sure, but hes a married guy just trying to grab a peak and not actually hit on the woman. i would also think complimenting the woman would be a tad on the "hitting on her" side as well.

Even being married I don't see what's wrong with telling her that her perfume smells good. If Knapp (for example) really did like the perfume, doesn't hurt to know the name of it. Could always buy some for his wife, so not only does he get his look at the lady, he also now has a good gift idea.

[Snakes Gould]

all i know is that my girlfriend or hypothetical wife probably wouldnt want me telling a woman she smells good (although i doubt they'd want me to be looking at their jugs either).

[curious_george_43545]

You: Turn around and say "I love that fragrance, my wife wears the same thing, whats it called?"

*Let your eyes wander.

Her: "Oh, it's blah blah blah."

You: "Well, that's some great stuff you got there."

Her: "Yeah, it is. Thanks."

You: "I wasn't talking about the perfume."

*Wink and turn back around.

[Snakes Gould]

You: Turn around and say "I love that fragrance, my wife wears the same thing, whats it called?"

you'd think if you'd recognize the scent, you'd know the name.

[curious_george_43545]

You: Turn around and say "I love that fragrance, my wife wears the same thing, whats it called?"

you'd think if you'd recognize the scent, you'd know the name.

I wear cologne sometimes and I honestly don't know the name of it offhand.

[hybrid]

You: Turn around and say "I love that fragrance, my wife wears the same thing, whats it called?"

you'd think if you'd recognize the scent, you'd know the name.

I wear cologne sometimes and I honestly don't know the name of it offhand.

Monkey's wear cologne? Hmm...

[curious_george_43545]

Monkey's wear cologne? Hmm...

Yeah it's called feces.

[teddy ballgame]

Monkey's wear cologne? Hmm...

Yeah it's called feces.

I thought you didn't know the name of it.

[curious_george_43545]

Monkey's wear cologne? Hmm...

Yeah it's called feces.

I thought you didn't know the name of it.

I looked it up dude. It's called research.

[urbanbreez]

I thought research was something monkeys had done to them, instead of something the do.