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Re: Question for the Cafe

Postby OneLoveBoomer » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:38 pm

I still don't get why you can't just turn around and say "I love waiting in lines, don't you?" and have a short enough conversation that would permit a full scanning. Solid gold.
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Re: Question for the Cafe

Postby Old_Style » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:43 pm

OneLoveBoomer wrote:I still don't get why you can't just turn around and say "I love waiting in lines, don't you?" and have a short enough conversation that would permit a full scanning. Solid gold.


Some people like to make things more difficult than they really are.
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Re: Question for the Cafe

Postby OneLoveBoomer » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:53 pm

Old_Style wrote:
OneLoveBoomer wrote:I still don't get why you can't just turn around and say "I love waiting in lines, don't you?" and have a short enough conversation that would permit a full scanning. Solid gold.


Some people like to make things more difficult than they really are.


"I love waiting in lines, don't you?"

"Tell me about it."

"Would you like to cut in front of me?"

"haha, no that's okay thanks."

"Good because I was just kidding."

"..hah?..."

"Yeah I don't let people cut."




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Easily did two full scans in that time.
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Re: Question for the Cafe

Postby sportsguy138 » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:03 pm

OneLoveBoomer wrote:I still don't get why you can't just turn around and say "I love waiting in lines, don't you?" and have a short enough conversation that would permit a full scanning. Solid gold.


I like this idea, or anything with getting a conversation started. Phone idea will work, but talking to her would be a lot better.

Or you can just lick her toes, whatever.
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Re: Question for the Cafe

Postby dclark0699 » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:23 pm

OneLoveBoomer wrote:
Old_Style wrote:
OneLoveBoomer wrote:I still don't get why you can't just turn around and say "I love waiting in lines, don't you?" and have a short enough conversation that would permit a full scanning. Solid gold.


Some people like to make things more difficult than they really are.


"I love waiting in lines, don't you?"

"Tell me about it."

"Would you like to cut in front of me?"

"haha, no that's okay thanks."

"Good because I was just kidding."

"..hah?..."

"Yeah I don't let people cut."




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Easily did two full scans in that time.


Hahahaha. Nice. ;-D
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Re: Question for the Cafe

Postby DbacksRback » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:17 am

i like it boomer ;-D
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Re: Question for the Cafe

Postby curious_george_43545 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:27 am

OneLoveBoomer wrote:
Old_Style wrote:
OneLoveBoomer wrote:I still don't get why you can't just turn around and say "I love waiting in lines, don't you?" and have a short enough conversation that would permit a full scanning. Solid gold.


Some people like to make things more difficult than they really are.


"I love waiting in lines, don't you?"

"Tell me about it."

"Would you like to cut in front of me?"

"haha, no that's okay thanks."

"Good because I was just kidding."

"..hah?..."

"No, I will not make out with you!"

*Licks her toes and runs away.





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Easily did two full scans in that time and licked some toes.


Fixed. ;-7
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Re: Question for the Cafe

Postby Madison » Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:17 am

urbanbreez wrote:That's easy, give the Starbucks guy and extra 10 bucks when you pay him to take care of whatever she orders then go sit and wait for her to come thank you. ;-D I'm so smoooth.


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You said you could smell her perfume, so I'd have turned, complimented her on it, and asked what it was. If she was nice and answered (which would have allowed you to get a good look), then give the Starbucks guy an extra $10. Then step outside the door onto the sidewalk, enjoy the sunshine or whatever for a few minutes, and see if she came out to thank you or not (provided there are glass windows around the door like they are down here - if not, then grab a seat. If she doesn't come over, then the fake phone answering could get you out of there quickly and without looking desperate to talk with her). ;-D
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Re: Question for the Cafe

Postby urbanbreez » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:46 pm

Thanks, Madison. I'm glad you liked my idea. ;-D It's either that, or drop down for a toe lick and scamper away before the cops get there. :-b
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Re: Question for the Cafe

Postby Snakes Gould » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:30 am

Madison wrote:
urbanbreez wrote:That's easy, give the Starbucks guy and extra 10 bucks when you pay him to take care of whatever she orders then go sit and wait for her to come thank you. ;-D I'm so smoooth.


Ding! Ding! Ding! Winner!

You said you could smell her perfume, so I'd have turned, complimented her on it, and asked what it was. If she was nice and answered (which would have allowed you to get a good look), then give the Starbucks guy an extra $10. Then step outside the door onto the sidewalk, enjoy the sunshine or whatever for a few minutes, and see if she came out to thank you or not (provided there are glass windows around the door like they are down here - if not, then grab a seat. If she doesn't come over, then the fake phone answering could get you out of there quickly and without looking desperate to talk with her). ;-D


if knapp was a single guy, sure, but hes a married guy just trying to grab a peak and not actually hit on the woman. i would also think complimenting the woman would be a tad on the "hitting on her" side as well.
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