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by **Metroid** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:41 pm

8/10 for the bi-curious monkey. :-D

by **Motown Blues** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:47 pm

4.5/10...it's actually an average of two scores:

0/10 because Matthew McConaughey once was caught by the police playing bongo drums in the nude with illegal substances lying around. Also, I read somewhere that he doesn't where deoderant.

9/10 because he's actually a pretty good actor.

by **Metroid** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:30 pm

Motown Blues wrote:4.5/10...it's actually an average of two scores:

0/10 because Matthew McConaughey once was caught by the police playing bongo drums in the nude with illegal substances lying around. Also, I read somewhere that he doesn't where deoderant.

9/10 because he's actually a pretty good actor.

No bonus points for it being the character Wooderson? :-B

by **PlayingWithFire** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:28 pm

5/10

0/10 for Matt
10/10 for the creative border. ;-D

by **CineMamet** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:35 pm

Motown Blues wrote:4.5/10...it's actually an average of two scores:

0/10 because Matthew McConaughey once was caught by the police playing bongo drums in the nude with illegal substances lying around. Also, I read somewhere that he doesn't where deoderant.

9/10 because he's actually a pretty good actor.

That was just wrong. Did you just say what I think you said?
Good actor, uhhhh...right. If by "acting" you mean grinning shirtless while you win over Kate Hudson for the 45th time in between searching for gold in the Sierra desert?

Going "tribal" while smoking doobies and DJ'ing Brazilian music during the birth of your baby? All rahgt, all raght, all raght.

You, sir, get 0/10 for the "good actor" travesty of a comment.

On the birth of his new baby:
"We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music."

Nice guy, I'm sure, but the guy's as dim as a 10 watt bulb.

To quote Adam Carolla, "My hell would be being stuck on a stationary bike while a shirtless Matthew McConaughey waxed poetic about the universe with conga drums."

But motown's great, and so are the blues 9/10. Overall, 4.5/10.

by **curious_george_43545** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:58 pm

You appearantly saw Fool's Gold and thats a hamster or something so 1/10

by **CineMamet** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:59 pm

curious_george_43545 wrote:You appearantly saw Fool's Gold and thats a hamster or something so 1/10

0/10 for even suggesting someone saw "Fool's Gold." And minus points for not knowing the dramatic prairie dog despite apparently knowing how to use the internet and venturing out from under your rock.

But, alas, this is an avatar thread, so I'll have to give you a passing grade of 6/10.

by **Neato Torpedo** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:22 pm

5/10...sorry man but the dramatic prairie dog got old when South Park parodied it.

by **The Artful Dodger** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:17 pm

It's a gopher. ;-)

6/10. Freakazoid was awesome in the sense it's become mired in ignominy compared to Animaniacs/Pinky & The Brain (which don't have anything but a nostalgic cult following too) and has the same kind of nostalgic humor that all Kids WB shows used to have (kiddie humor that wanted to bust out of its shell and become borderline raunchy at the least). I didn't catch much of Freakazoid unfortunately and I can't really judge. Could use a better resolution pic.

by **Mookie4ever** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:20 pm

Balls of Fury - 5/10

Really stupid movie. And not good stupid but bad stupid. Still there were some funny scenes but I was doped up on painkillers after a root canal so I don't really remember what they were.