Motown Blues wrote:4.5/10...it's actually an average of two scores:
0/10 because Matthew McConaughey once was caught by the police playing bongo drums in the nude with illegal substances lying around. Also, I read somewhere that he doesn't where deoderant.
9/10 because he's actually a pretty good actor.
That was just wrong. Did you just say what I think you said?
Good actor, uhhhh...right. If by "acting" you mean grinning shirtless while you win over Kate Hudson for the 45th time in between searching for gold in the Sierra desert?
Going "tribal" while smoking doobies and DJ'ing Brazilian music during the birth of your baby? All rahgt, all raght, all raght.
You, sir, get 0/10 for the "good actor" travesty of a comment.
On the birth of his new baby:
"We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music."
Nice guy, I'm sure, but the guy's as dim as a 10 watt bulb.
To quote Adam Carolla, "My hell would be being stuck on a stationary bike while a shirtless Matthew McConaughey waxed poetic about the universe with conga drums."
But motown's great, and so are the blues 9/10. Overall, 4.5/10.
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