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Postby Shatner8 » Tue Mar 02, 2004 8:37 pm

kentx12 wrote:
wrveres' ex-wife wrote:But I thought Arlo was rich .... damn it !!!

well then who wants to take me to dinner?



Sorry but I dont believe you will get any takers. If you were married to wrveres you must be hunchback, fat and ugly as well. :-D :-D


Ouch.......That hurts
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Postby wrveres » Wed Mar 03, 2004 8:43 pm

Shatner8 wrote:
kentx12 wrote:
wrveres' ex-wife wrote:But I thought Arlo was rich .... damn it !!!

well then who wants to take me to dinner?



Sorry but I dont believe you will get any takers. If you were married to wrveres you must be hunchback, fat and ugly as well. :-D :-D


Ouch.......That hurts


actually I prefer all three at the same time.
The hunchback on her knees in front of me, The hunch always makes a for solid place to rest your scotch! (Bonus) The fat girl makes for a great warm pillow and plenty places to 'stash' the remote (though I admit it often gets lost) and she always has something to eat. (another bonus) Also I'll take 2 ugly girls, if you don't mind. Usually they are so attention starved, that they will do anything you ask, like ..

"get me some more scotch",
and "the fat girl something to eat too"
or, "the Hunchback needs chapstick which one of you is running to the store"...
(Double bonus) :-D
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Postby Madison » Wed Mar 03, 2004 9:54 pm

wrveres wrote:actually I prefer all three at the same time.
The hunchback on her knees in front of me, The hunch always makes a for solid place to rest your scotch! (Bonus) The fat girl makes for a great warm pillow and plenty places to 'stash' the remote (though I admit it often gets lost) and she always has something to eat. (another bonus) Also I'll take 2 ugly girls, if you don't mind. Usually they are so attention starved, that they will do anything you ask, like ..

"get me some more scotch",
and "the fat girl something to eat too"
or, "the Hunchback needs chapstick which one of you is running to the store"...
(Double bonus) :-D


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