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Re: fractured testicle

Postby Bwanna » Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:31 am

The medical description of this doesn't make it sound any better:
eMedicine.com]eMedicine.com wrote:Testicular rupture or fractured testis refers to a rip or tear in the tunica albuginea resulting in extrusion of the testicular contents


...and whatever you do, don't make the mistake I did, and google for images. :-{ :-{ :-{
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Re: fractured testicle

Postby AllDay » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:13 pm

I already have a mental image that looks a little like that dove RJ hit with his fastball.
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Re: fractured testicle

Postby zepfan » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:59 pm

Bwanna wrote:The medical description of this doesn't make it sound any better:
eMedicine.com]eMedicine.com wrote:Testicular rupture or fractured testis refers to a rip or tear in the tunica albuginea resulting in extrusion of the testicular contents


...and whatever you do, don't make the mistake I did, and google for images. :-{ :-{ :-{


If ever considered looking for images it wouldn't be for long. This hurts just reading about it. :-o
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Re: fractured testicle

Postby BitterDodgerFan » Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:48 pm

wait, doesn't something have to be hard to break? :-L
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Re: fractured testicle

Postby sportsguy138 » Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:15 pm

Wow, that's crazy. And to think that I completely didn't use a jock once recently playing catcher. I got lucky. :-o
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Re: fractured testicle

Postby swyck » Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:22 am

sportsguy138 wrote:Wow, that's crazy. And to think that I completely didn't use a jock once recently playing catcher. I got lucky. :-o

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Um, you should use more then just a jock............IMO. :-{
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Re: fractured testicle

Postby TomBrooklyn » Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:00 am

How do you fracture a testicle. I thought hard things fractured. Testicals are soft tissue.
Do hardball players have hard balls?
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Re: fractured testicle

Postby Howie » Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:51 am

AllDay wrote:I already have a mental image that looks a little like that dove RJ hit with his fastball.


It reminds me of a hard-boiled egg being cracked against a counter.
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Re: fractured testicle

Postby NWSoxaholic » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:17 am

Can we change the title of this thread to something else? Please? I come to this site for enjoyment and just seeing the words "fractured testicle" makes me shiver. I'm trying real hard to think of ANY injury that sounds worse and I can't think of anything.
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Re: fractured testicle

Postby StringerBell » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:46 am

NWSoxaholic wrote:Can we change the title of this thread to something else? Please? I come to this site for enjoyment and just seeing the words "fractured testicle" makes me shiver. I'm trying real hard to think of ANY injury that sounds worse and I can't think of anything.


I agree, I wish there were something the opposite of a <bump> so I could bury this topic. I wince everytime I see the subject.

Maybe we just need a good euphemism--- like "huevo revuelto" (scrambled egg)
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