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Postby Bwanna » Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:49 am

Rotoworld wrote:Diamondbacks placed catcher Chris Snyder on the disabled list with a left testicular fracture.
That's gotta be even worse than an anal fissure. Snyder was injured when he was hit by a foul tip last night.


that's gotta hurt. :-o
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Re: fractured testicle

Postby wildbill » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:25 am

But which is more embarrassing? Busted nut or cracked a$$? :-?
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Re: fractured testicle

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Re: fractured testicle

Postby Neato Torpedo » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:48 am

OUCH! %-6 I'd consider him superhuman if he's even walking right now.
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Re: fractured testicle

Postby bbroydri » Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:12 am

sorrry bro, im drunk as hell and just read that.....all of men are praying for you right now....heal those balls of yours....and get back in the lineup
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Re: fractured testicle

Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:44 am

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Re: fractured testicle

Postby Chicago RedSox » Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:45 am

How does this happen? Isn't he supposed to have on a cup?
Did anyone watch the game? Did he throw up on the plate afterwards? Just reading about it made my saliva glands start cranking out spit like before I throw up.
A speedy recovery to you Chris Snyder! Maybe WildBill can rub some salve on it for you.
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Re: fractured testicle

Postby Homoudont » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:11 am

Chicago RedSox wrote: Maybe WildBill can rub some saliva on it for you.


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Re: fractured testicle

Postby ROC AllStars » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:47 am

I think an incident like this would be more than enough for me to convert to an OF position, or even to a middle relief role so that I would never have to be in the line of fire again, either in the C slot or in the batters box. Scary.
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Re: fractured testicle

Postby Rotundor » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:50 am

I remember taking a ball off the cup when trying to field a one-hopper in little league, it helps but you still feel it in up into your stomach...


It was off a foul tip so it may have actualy hit behind the area covered by the cup due to the squat and the foul tip off the ground or something.

i wonder if catchers wear cups with extra protection? they get gloves with extra protection so why not for the fellas?
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