by kentx12 » Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:38 pm
Subject: Bubbas Mad!!!!!!!!!:
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's
suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin'
them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries,
is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that
hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and
still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin' . .
What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser
fer all them ugly women I slept with.
There will come a day when Barry Bonds leaves baseball, and everything about the game will be the better for it.
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