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Re: Buy a house, get a free....Wife?!?!?!

Postby Yoda » Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:25 pm

She'd sell you the house, take your cash and then divorce you for an alimony.
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Re: Buy a house, get a free....Wife?!?!?!

Postby Phatferd » Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:30 pm

I've heard of free wi-fi with a house.
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Re: Buy a house, get a free....Wife?!?!?!

Postby DaShiz23 » Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:23 pm

I'd have to take the tour first.
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Re: Buy a house, get a free....Wife?!?!?!

Postby King Tim » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:18 pm

500,000 shipping and handling. Its just a scam for her to find a sucker w/ money.
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Re: Buy a house, get a free....Wife?!?!?!

Postby bigh0rt » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:12 am

Only in America.
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