Screenwriting?

[Matthias]

Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]
Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

Another of the classic blunders is don't sleep with your roommate. I don't care who you are and who she is and how cool the two of you are and whatever else... it won't end well.

But I love that line.

[j24jags]

Just saw this thread for the first time. I'm interested in creative writing, maybe even screenwriting, but I have never really given it a go. Maybe this summer...