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Postby DbacksAllTheWay » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:43 am

Okay, so I need some advice here! Thanks for reading my post in advance guys. I am planning a first date with a girl I really like and I really want to impress her romantically, so I have come up with the idea of a sunset or night time dinner on a mountain. Therefore, I have asked her what her favorite foods and such are and here is what she has given me: Jellybeans, fajitas, rice, italian food, dr pepper, chocolate cake, and godiva chocolate. Basically, I'm just asking for advice on what food I should bring out of this stuff and what else I should bring on the date such as a blanket, lantern, fire pit, or something to that effect? I was thinking about writing a poem too, since I know girls always love that stuff. I already have a really good way to ask her to be my girlfriend at the end of the date, I just need help figuring out everything else that precedes the finale! Also, if any of you live in Phoenix, AZ, do you know any good mountains that would fit the bill? Thanks for the advice and reading my post! I really appreciate it!
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Re: First Date Advice

Postby mweir145 » Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:09 am

The new DaQ? :-b

Not that I would call myself an expert, but I'd say take it easy and be yourself. You know the girl better than any of us, and know what she'll like. I'm sure it will work out fine. ;-D
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Re: First Date Advice

Postby AussieDodger » Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:46 am

Advice:

1. Buy a bucket of pocorn......
2. Cut a hole in the bottom of it.......
3. ???????
4. Profit!!!

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Re: First Date Advice

Postby RugbyD » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:45 am

My advice is don't overdo it on a first date, which it sounds like you might be doing. Anyways, how truly romantic can something get with someone who you've never been on a date with before?
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Re: First Date Advice

Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:34 am

RugbyD wrote:My advice is don't overdo it on a first date, which it sounds like you might be doing. Anyways, how truly romantic can something get with someone who you've never been on a date with before?


yeah that's good advice, you dont want her to think your some kind of weirdo...take her to dinner or a movie or something and then towards the end of the night reach down her pants and check her level of wetness...that will let you know how things are going
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Re: First Date Advice

Postby Field » Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:06 am

Yeah I agree, seems pretty intense for a first date. If you've known the girl for a while it's ok I guess, but if it's truly a first date/extended alone time with her then I'd opt for something more casual.
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Re: First Date Advice

Postby Yoda » Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:15 am

1: "Cut a hole in a box"
2: "Put your junk in that box"
3: "Make her open the box... and that's the way you do it!"
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Re: First Date Advice

Postby DaShiz23 » Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:17 am

Yeah, I agree with above, Something like the date you're thinking about for a first date could be spooky, taking a girl you barely know up into a mountain far far away where no one can hear her scream could be a little too much. Go with the basics at first, with some small specialness thrown in. if you show too much interest early on, things can only go down from there. keep it casual, and sport some nice duds. Nothing says that you're all about business, but ready for some action quite like this! :-D

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Re: First Date Advice

Postby willy-t » Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:27 am

Your night sounds well planned apart from replace reading her some poetry with seductively getting your schlong out, dipping it in the godiva cake and waving it in her face
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Re: First Date Advice

Postby DaShiz23 » Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:36 am

Yup, nothing says lovin like a mushroom imprint!

If this is the route you're looking for, go grab some Parrot Bay, Everclear, pineapple and orange juice. It gets you where you're going, fast!
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