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Re: Gay Lingo?

Postby Art Vandelay » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:43 am

dclark0699 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=race+car+driver ;-D

haha...I can't believe you actually took the time to post that entry on urban dictionary. Good stuff, though.
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Re: Gay Lingo?

Postby KCollins1304 » Fri Jun 13, 2008 2:06 pm

Art Vandelay wrote:
dclark0699 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=race+car+driver ;-D

haha...I can't believe you actually took the time to post that entry on urban dictionary. Good stuff, though.


I thought about it after reading the initial post, but props have to go to the man that followed through. ;-D
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Re: Gay Lingo?

Postby bigh0rt » Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:28 pm

I am cracking up at the linked terms 'pit stop pleasure', 'fuel injection', 'the black and white cookie crunch' :-b
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Re: Gay Lingo?

Postby Amazinz » Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:48 pm

Lol. I would just like to remind everyone that the black and white cookie crunch is a maneuver for trained professionals only and should not be tried at home or in restaurant bathrooms without a safety harness.
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Re: Gay Lingo?

Postby dclark0699 » Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:52 pm

Amazinz wrote:Lol. I would just like to remind everyone that the black and white cookie crunch is a maneuver for trained professionals only and should not be tried at home or in restaurant bathrooms without a safety harness.


In fact, over two-thirds of the interracial gay bathroom sex-related deaths are the result of amateurs trying said maneuver without the proper supervision.
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Re: Gay Lingo?

Postby Pablo975 » Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:03 pm

Haven't posted in a loooong time and yet somehow, this is the post that forces me to post again....

To answer a question back in the earlier pages of this thread; yes, Alabama has gay bars. They're even full of gay people. Mississippi does too. The Dirty south isn't as backwards as it used to be. Course we DO still have backwards hicks too. It's really funny to see a drag queen downtown near the "Fruit Loop" (gay term for the handful of gay bars in downtown Mobile that are close to one another) wearing a dress made of a Confederate flag. That'll boggle your mind.

Actually, one of the guys in my 12 team keeper is a proud "sister" (although a manly one) and said the rainbow flags act as a symbol of unity for them AND a nice warning to us "breeders". He's pretty funny as he kept Javy Lopez for the longest time thinking he'd regain form. Naturally he just dug Javy in his own special "race car driver"way!
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Re: Gay Lingo?

Postby RyanK » Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:42 pm

javy is gay? no way
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Re: Gay Lingo?

Postby Mookie4ever » Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:10 am

ha! What an odd group you are.
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Re: Gay Lingo?

Postby markj11 » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:17 am

bigh0rt wrote:I am cracking up at the linked terms 'pit stop pleasure', 'fuel injection', 'the black and white cookie crunch' :-b


Seems like the word "cockpit" should have been incorporated.
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Re: Gay Lingo?

Postby bigken117 » Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:03 pm

You know an easy way to tell if you're in a gay bar?

They're playing Coldplay on the jukbox.
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