Jay Bruce's receding hairline

[greenjd]

His batting average is declining rapidly. Maybe he will hit better with his hair out of his eyes?

[shinedog]

His receding hairline is the perfect cover for finasteride which is the perfect cover for.... I'm not saying, I'm just saying.

[sixer03fan]

Both side of his family have a history of premature baldness... The Reds have just been notified of this terrible truth and plan to release him within the next 36 hours.

[vlat89]

Maybe he's pulling a Miguel Tejada and he's really like 40 years old. That would explain the lack of hairline. His real name might not even be Jay Bruce. It might be something like Jose Braurez!

[Amazing Oopah]

I think not paying his taxes on time will more detrimental to his career than his hairline!!