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Re: Jay Bruce's receding hairline

Postby greenjd » Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:48 pm

His batting average is declining rapidly. Maybe he will hit better with his hair out of his eyes? ;-7
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Re: Jay Bruce's receding hairline

Postby shinedog » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:49 am

His receding hairline is the perfect cover for finasteride which is the perfect cover for.... I'm not saying, I'm just saying. :D
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Re: Jay Bruce's receding hairline

Postby sixer03fan » Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:31 pm

Both side of his family have a history of premature baldness... The Reds have just been notified of this terrible truth and plan to release him within the next 36 hours.
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Re: Jay Bruce's receding hairline

Postby vlat89 » Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:37 pm

Maybe he's pulling a Miguel Tejada and he's really like 40 years old. That would explain the lack of hairline. His real name might not even be Jay Bruce. It might be something like Jose Braurez!
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Re: Jay Bruce's receding hairline

Postby Amazing Oopah » Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:16 pm

I think not paying his taxes on time will more detrimental to his career than his hairline!!
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