Good Thing He Didn't Have to Touch a Vajayjay

[StlSluggers]

Yes, Claymates, brace yourselves: TMZ is reporting that Clay Aiken, 29, is going to be a baby daddy.

The mother is said to be Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay's best friend. She's in her late 40s and is the sister of record mogul David Foster. He lives at her home when he's in L.A. And, TMZ says, the baby -- due in August -- was conceived through artificial insemination.

No word from Aiken's rep yet.

[knapplc]

Responding to the title of this thread, I imagine that if he had had to touch the vajayjay, it would have sounded something like this:

Ew. Ew. EW. EWWW! EWWW! EEEWWWWW!!! EEWWW!!! OH, EWW!!!! EW!EW!EW!EW!EW!EW!EW!EW!EW! EWWW! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!






EW.

(this last one should be imagined as if coming from a horrified, traumatized Clay, curled up in the fetal position in the corner, whilst weeping softly.

[jlm53089]

Lol.

10/10 for topic title.

[stevethumb]

eerily similar to the michael jackson and "wife" debbie situation

[fezzik]

Nice title...lol...oh my, the ridiculous lives of the pseudo-famous.

[Snakes Gould]

i dont know whats worse, the face that it was artificial or that the "lady's" name was Jaymes.

[JTWood]

The obvious

He stated it.

[Yoda]

lawl

[jlm53089]

Haha, thank you for bring it back.

[Big Pimpin]

This is absolutely shocking! I can't believe it! My world is spinning out of control!