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Good Thing He Didn't Have to Touch a Vajayjay

Postby StlSluggers » Thu May 29, 2008 2:36 pm

USAToday.com wrote:Yes, Claymates, brace yourselves: TMZ is reporting that Clay Aiken, 29, is going to be a baby daddy.

The mother is said to be Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay's best friend. She's in her late 40s and is the sister of record mogul David Foster. He lives at her home when he's in L.A. And, TMZ says, the baby -- due in August -- was conceived through artificial insemination.

No word from Aiken's rep yet.

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Re: Good Thing He Didn't Have to Touch a Vajayjay

Postby knapplc » Thu May 29, 2008 2:53 pm

Responding to the title of this thread, I imagine that if he had had to touch the vajayjay, it would have sounded something like this:

Clay Aiken touching the vajayjay wrote:Ew. Ew. EW. EWWW! EWWW! EEEWWWWW!!! EEWWW!!! OH, EWW!!!! EW!EW!EW!EW!EW!EW!EW!EW!EW! EWWW! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!






EW.

(this last one should be imagined as if coming from a horrified, traumatized Clay, curled up in the fetal position in the corner, whilst weeping softly.
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Re: Good Thing He Didn't Have to Touch a Vajayjay

Postby jlm53089 » Thu May 29, 2008 3:43 pm

Lol.

10/10 for topic title.
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Re: Good Thing He Didn't Have to Touch a Vajayjay

Postby stevethumb » Thu May 29, 2008 4:07 pm

eerily similar to the michael jackson and "wife" debbie situation
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Re: Good Thing He Didn't Have to Touch a Vajayjay

Postby fezzik » Fri May 30, 2008 12:13 am

Nice title...lol...oh my, the ridiculous lives of the pseudo-famous.
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Re: Good Thing He Didn't Have to Touch a Vajayjay

Postby Snakes Gould » Fri May 30, 2008 12:19 am

i dont know whats worse, the face that it was artificial or that the "lady's" name was Jaymes.
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Re: Good Thing He Didn't Have to Touch a Vajayjay

Postby JTWood » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:55 pm

The obvious

He stated it. :-b
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Re: Good Thing He Didn't Have to Touch a Vajayjay

Postby Yoda » Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:18 pm

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Re: Good Thing He Didn't Have to Touch a Vajayjay

Postby jlm53089 » Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:33 pm

Haha, thank you for bring it back.
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Re: Good Thing He Didn't Have to Touch a Vajayjay

Postby Big Pimpin » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:26 am

This is absolutely shocking! I can't believe it! My world is spinning out of control! X-I X-I :-{


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