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Is Carlos Guillen going on the DL? WHIR

Postby shoelessjoetara » Wed May 28, 2008 1:47 pm

Just read an article on Rotoworld that Guillen has a bad case of hemroids. Leyland said that they will have to be lanced. I have no idea what that is. Is it something that can sideline him for awhile? Earlier in the year Kaz Matsui had something similar I think and he was out for awhile. What I don't understand is that he was the DH last night so it may not be as bad. Anyone has any thoughts?
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Re: Is Carlos Guillen going on the DL? WHIR

Postby TheGinner » Wed May 28, 2008 3:16 pm

*chuckle*

I was at the Cards game last night vs. HOU, and every at bat Kaz was there me and my 5 buddies kept chanting ANAL FISSURE! *claps*

I dont think he could hear us, but it was funny as hell. Kind of suprised we didn't get kicked out :-o
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Re: Is Carlos Guillen going on the DL? WHIR

Postby TheGinner » Wed May 28, 2008 3:17 pm

*chuckle*

I was at the Cards game last night vs. HOU, and every at bat Kaz was there me and my 5 buddies kept chanting ANAL FISSURE! *claps*

I dont think he could hear us, but it was funny as hell. Kind of suprised we didn't get kicked out :-o
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Re: Is Carlos Guillen going on the DL? WHIR

Postby Neato Torpedo » Wed May 28, 2008 5:26 pm

He's been playing through the pain for about a week now, during which he has hit 2 homers and has gone 10 for 31, good for a .323 BA. Most likely he'll shift to DH for a few games while getting his treatment (which is irrelevant, fantasy-wise, other than it will give his hitting a slight boost since he won't have to maneuver the field like that), and he might miss 1-2 games at the worst. Hemorrhoids aren't as bad as an anal fissure.
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Re: Is Carlos Guillen going on the DL? WHIR

Postby Box » Wed May 28, 2008 6:35 pm

If he does go down, I'll have lost two guys to anal trauma. (Guillen and Mastui)

Regardless, I've become too familiar with these individuals' rectums than I care to be.
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Re: Is Carlos Guillen going on the DL? WHIR

Postby siQ_innovation » Wed May 28, 2008 8:16 pm

What a way to go down. 15-day DL due to a bad case of hemroids. :-C
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Re: Is Carlos Guillen going on the DL? WHIR

Postby Slayer Rules » Wed May 28, 2008 9:30 pm

siQ_innovation wrote:What a way to go down. 15-day DL due to a bad case of hemroids. :-C


He's not literally on the DL yet, right? I see that he's a scratch tonite but I haven't seen confirmation that he's on the DL yet. ... :-o
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Re: Is Carlos Guillen going on the DL? WHIR

Postby TheGinner » Thu May 29, 2008 5:10 am

No word of a DL stint. Hopefully he will be OK soon.
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