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Postby StlSluggers » Wed May 21, 2008 6:20 pm

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Postby Simulacrum » Wed May 21, 2008 6:24 pm

That may very well be the biggest waste of the Internet I have ever, ever seen.
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Postby StlSluggers » Wed May 21, 2008 6:33 pm

I can't stop laughing at the absurdity of it all. :-b :-b :-b

My favorite part is the source code...

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<head>
   <title>Things I Did Last Night</title>
</head>
<body>
<h1 style="font-size: 100pt; ;text-align: center; padding-top: 220px;">Your Mom</h1>
<script type="text/javascript">
var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www.");
document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E"));
</script>
<script type="text/javascript">
var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-4292968-1");
pageTracker._initData();
pageTracker._trackPageview();
</script>
</body>

A title line, a header line, and six lines to track the web hits. :-D :-D :-D

That's almost as bad as the manager-to-worker ratio here at MasterCard. !+)
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Re: Things I Did Last Night

Postby AussieDodger » Wed May 21, 2008 7:37 pm

StlSluggers wrote:
That's almost as bad as the manager-to-worker ratio here at MasterCard. !+)


Do you work at MasterCard?
Please tell me more.
I'd like a card with a big picture of Tony La Russa on it, can I get one? ;-)
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Re: Things I Did Last Night

Postby StlSluggers » Wed May 21, 2008 7:42 pm

AussieDodger wrote:
StlSluggers wrote:
That's almost as bad as the manager-to-worker ratio here at MasterCard. !+)


Do you work at MasterCard?
Please tell me more.
I'd like a card with a big picture of Tony La Russa on it, can I get one? ;-)

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