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Postby Amazinz » Fri May 16, 2008 5:40 pm

I imagine that the thong is worn over their briefs and protective gear as a (odd) good luck charm. I seriously doubt they are sharing underwear that has been riding up another dude's sweaty crack. :-D
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Postby Matthias » Fri May 16, 2008 6:24 pm

Wow. Just..... wow.

That is the best story of the decade.

Between Matsui's weird porn obssession and Giambi passing a thong around to his teammates, what goes on in that clubhouse in the post-post-post-game show?
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Postby horatio » Fri May 16, 2008 6:56 pm

I seriously doubt they are sharing underwear that has been riding up another dude's sweaty crack.


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Postby AussieDodger » Sat May 17, 2008 2:31 am

Maybe this is what his mysterious "apology" was about? :-?
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Postby Snakes Gould » Sat May 17, 2008 2:32 am

Matthias wrote:
That is the best story of the decade.


wanna know how i know you're...... :-D
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Postby Kingctb27 » Sat May 17, 2008 9:25 am

Ha ha, Canseco did say he could party like no other in "Juiced."
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Re: jason giambi wears a...

Postby brock middlebrook » Sat May 17, 2008 9:36 am

Snakes Gould wrote:
Amazinz wrote:Rock whatever works. The article has another interesting piece:

Over Giambi's checkered career in the Bronx, he has left the "golden thong" in the lockers of slumping teammates Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Johnny Damon, Robin Ventura, and Robinson Cano. "All of them wore it and got hits," he reports. "The thong works every time."


:-D

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wait, so they all share underwear? weird to say the least.


not just underwear, but THONG underwear, which assuming goes into the crack

:-{ :-P :-{ :-P
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Re: jason giambi wears a...

Postby Matthias » Sat May 17, 2008 9:47 am

brock middlebrook wrote:
Snakes Gould wrote:wait, so they all share underwear? weird to say the least.


not just underwear, but THONG underwear, which assuming goes into the crack

:-{ :-P :-{ :-P

Let's be precise here: they share gold lamee' tiger thong underwear. As I put it in the story on our league page...

There's watching Sex in the City, there's having sleepovers with your adult male buddies and then there's sharing a gold lamee tiger thong among friends. This is just beyond gay-scale... it doesn't even register on the mauve color wheel any more.
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Re: jason giambi wears a...

Postby CBMGreatOne » Sat May 31, 2008 2:46 am

So is Jason Giambi worth a flier for the power starved in deep mixed leagues? I'd say so. He's a high maintenance fantasy player as you'll always have to wonder if he'll be in the lineup, but when he does play, the power is legit. OPS or OBP leauges give him an additional value boost.

Yeah, I know he stinks, but a guy who can reliably get a HR every 15 or so ABs can be a valuable commodity if you know when to start him. I'm thinking Frank Thomas-like production.

Very little upside though.
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Re: jason giambi wears a...

Postby mkultra » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:49 pm

If this is what's causing Giambi to get hot recently, I hope he wears a thong straight through 'till September. ;-D

Seriously, though, can he keep this pace up? In spite of a terrible start, he's looked better in '08 than he's looked in years, and he was tearing it up in ST. Now that the weather's warming up, are we seeing more of what's to come? Is 85-30-85-.270 an unreasonable expectation?
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