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Postby WyldStallyn » Fri May 16, 2008 2:48 pm

Jason Giambi says that he wears a tiger-striped thong whenever he needs to break out of a slump.

Giambi's hitting .181 so far this season, so one has to think he's at least considering stockings or possibly pasties. Have a great weekend trying to get that mental image out of your head.
- from rotoworld

8-o %-6 :-P

i can never look at a thong the same way again
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Postby AquaMan2342 » Fri May 16, 2008 3:04 pm

He's gotta turn it around......BABIP is like .113, his BB/K ratio is 23:15 and he's consistently hitting line drives. He can only do better.
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Postby Amazinz » Fri May 16, 2008 3:21 pm

Rock whatever works. The article has another interesting piece:

Over Giambi's checkered career in the Bronx, he has left the "golden thong" in the lockers of slumping teammates Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Johnny Damon, Robin Ventura, and Robinson Cano. "All of them wore it and got hits," he reports. "The thong works every time."


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Postby JasonSeahorn » Fri May 16, 2008 4:05 pm

I hope Giambi doesn't have Herpes or crabs.
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Postby Danger » Fri May 16, 2008 4:26 pm

I'm wondering if this contributed to his groin injuries :-?
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Postby Snakes Gould » Fri May 16, 2008 4:44 pm

Amazinz wrote:Rock whatever works. The article has another interesting piece:

Over Giambi's checkered career in the Bronx, he has left the "golden thong" in the lockers of slumping teammates Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Johnny Damon, Robin Ventura, and Robinson Cano. "All of them wore it and got hits," he reports. "The thong works every time."


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wait, so they all share underwear? weird to say the least.
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Postby mtxdevil » Fri May 16, 2008 4:55 pm

wow... :-b
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Postby kimchi_chigae » Fri May 16, 2008 5:04 pm

Mookie says there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. ;-D
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Postby Simulacrum » Fri May 16, 2008 5:26 pm

kimchi_chigae wrote:Mookie says there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. ;-D


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Mookie would say anything to get you into a thong, KC.
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Postby RedHopeful » Fri May 16, 2008 5:31 pm

Never pictured Giambi to be a metrosexual. I guess NYC will get you eventually...
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