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Postby demoflauchy » Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:02 am

Why I Fired My Secretary. . .

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning,let alone any
happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember...

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. "Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
'Let's go!"

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."
"Sure" I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came
out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.




And I just sat there ----



on the couch ----



naked.
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Postby Mookie4ever » Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:09 am

That's entrapment!
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Postby Madison » Thu Feb 26, 2004 11:15 am

ROFLMAO! :-D

That's great! ;-D
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Postby kentx12 » Thu Feb 26, 2004 1:35 pm

Funny ;-D
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Postby prodpaul » Thu Feb 26, 2004 4:47 pm

LOL :-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Thu Feb 26, 2004 4:48 pm

ROFLMAO..... ;-D
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Postby DK » Thu Feb 26, 2004 6:57 pm

Poor guy... :D
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Postby NittanyLions » Thu Feb 26, 2004 7:54 pm

LOL :-b

kind of embarrassing :-]
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Postby Los Angeles Cubs » Fri Feb 27, 2004 2:02 am

LMFAO......Oh man, thats a good one. :-D
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Postby Andy1234 » Fri Feb 27, 2004 4:25 am

LOL
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