Arod is a wimp! (According to FOX)

[abc11435]

Funny article:

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/8092018?MSNHPHMA

[Pogotheostrich]

Folds under pressure.

[hot4tx]

He prolly fainted after seeing it had Jeter's eyes.

[Grouperman941]

This is my favorite part.

So, I wasn't aware that you could have an entire livelihood off of a sport. So when they would say, 'Oh, he plays baseball,' I always think, 'Oh, I wonder what else he does' — like 'that's a nice hobby — but what does he really do?"

It is, however, pretty common for guys to faint at the sight of childbirth, no matter how toguh, so I didn't find that part all that funny.
(I am not a fainter, though. )