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by **Art Vandelay** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:07 pm

Von Hayes is my new favorite cafe member. I'm going to start an "I Hate that Stupid Three Homeruns Thread and Every Dumb Joke that it has Spawned" fanclub. Von, join now and I'll make you a charter member. Membership is only $10/year, benefits include an IHTSTHTAEDJTIHS keychain, a member card with personalized ID number, and a quarterly newsletter. Anyone interested pm me for where to send the money. We accept check, money order, or concealed cash.

Also, I think it's apparent that the first no-hitter will be someone nobody will expect. I say John Lannan.

by **moochman** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:58 pm

I think the first no-no will be thrown by Lincecum on one of those cold SF evenings. Now wether he wins or not...

by **YardBirds** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:00 pm

If I had to guess... I'd say Ervin Santana

by **RyanK** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:09 pm

Joe Saunders

by **A Fleshner Fantasy** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:17 pm

I'm not sure against who, but watch out for Daniel Cabrera. He is so inconsistent, but a no hitter only takes one great day, and he's capable of pitching incredibly for a day. Also, even if he walks 10, it can still be a no hitter.

by **j24jags** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:24 pm

Oliver Perez

(Wishful thinking)

by **Old_Style** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:28 pm

A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:I'm not sure against who, but watch out for Daniel Cabrera. He is so inconsistent, but a no hitter only takes one great day, and he's capable of pitching incredibly for a day. Also, even if he walks 10, it can still be a no hitter.

What would you set the over/under on number of pitches needed for a Daniel Cabrera no hitter?

by **Von Hayes** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:49 pm

Art Vandelay wrote:Von Hayes is my new favorite cafe member. I'm going to start an "I Hate that Stupid Three Homeruns Thread and Every Dumb Joke that it has Spawned" fanclub. Von, join now and I'll make you a charter member. Membership is only $10/year, benefits include an IHTSTHTAEDJTIHS keychain, a member card with personalized ID number, and a quarterly newsletter. Anyone interested pm me for where to send the money. We accept check, money order, or concealed cash.

Also, I think it's apparent that the first no-hitter will be someone nobody will expect. I say John Lannan.

:highfive:

I'll send you $100, so that I'm good to go through 2018. I assume that by then all of the nerds will have moved on to some other "cool" thing. By the way, I've never seen that stupid thread but it sounds riveting. Nerds are attracting to message boards like moths to light. It often makes me wish I had never found out about the internets.

by **Tavish** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:52 pm

Von Hayes wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:Von Hayes is my new favorite cafe member. I'm going to start an "I Hate that Stupid Three Homeruns Thread and Every Dumb Joke that it has Spawned" fanclub. Von, join now and I'll make you a charter member. Membership is only $10/year, benefits include an IHTSTHTAEDJTIHS keychain, a member card with personalized ID number, and a quarterly newsletter. Anyone interested pm me for where to send the money. We accept check, money order, or concealed cash.

Also, I think it's apparent that the first no-hitter will be someone nobody will expect. I say John Lannan.

:highfive:

I'll send you $100, so that I'm good to go through 2018. I assume that by then all of the nerds will have moved on to some other "cool" thing. By the way, I've never seen that stupid thread but it sounds riveting. Nerds are attracting to message boards like moths to light. It often makes me wish I had never found out about the internets.

The light was too powerful for you to ignore. :-)