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Re: Andruw Jones affected by "allergies"

Postby Grounded Polo » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:27 pm

StlSluggers wrote:
bigh0rt wrote:He's allergic to getting hits, apparently.

Art Vandelay wrote:He's allergic alright...allergic to hitting the ball.

Dan Lambskin wrote:hey guys, i think he's allergic to hitting the ball

Yoda wrote:I was just wondering... Is he allergic to hitting the ball?

Dan Lambskin wrote:i think he's allergic to hits however...ZING!!!

Did you guys know you're repeating yourself? :-? :-? :-?


I guess the most obvious joke has been spoken for..........around half a dozen times. :-S
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Re: Andruw Jones affected by "allergies"

Postby acsguitar » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:32 pm

Maybe he's just allergic to the bases
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Re: Andruw Jones affected by "allergies"

Postby Tavish » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:41 pm

acsguitar wrote:Maybe he's just allergic to the bases

How would he know? !+)
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Re: Andruw Jones affected by "allergies"

Postby bigh0rt » Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:08 pm

BronXBombers51 wrote:
The Artful Dodger wrote:You guys have turned Andruw Jones' allergies into a jester mask contest. For shame. :-C


Andruw Jones will appreciate it. He's king of the jester mask. Ever see him swing at a curveball? One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Not nice to poke fun at someone's allergies. :-t
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Re: Andruw Jones affected by "allergies"

Postby BitterDodgerFan » Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:54 pm

nobody noticed rotoworld's blurb on him few days ago?

Andruw Jones is out of the lineup for Tuesday's game because of allergies.

A direct result of him dispersing so much pollen with his swings lately. Juan Pierre is getting a start tonight.
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Re: Andruw Jones affected by "allergies"

Postby Yoda » Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:39 pm

So is it a consensus that Andruw is allergic to hitting?
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Postby The_Natural » Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:44 pm

Did anyone in the Cafe draft him?

I didn't.

I did draft Furcal though. ;-D
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Re: Andruw Jones affected by "allergies"

Postby TheGinner » Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:40 pm

Maybe he should ask Giambi, Bonds, and Clemens for some "Allergy Medicine".
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Re: Andruw Jones affected by "allergies"

Postby sportsguy138 » Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:31 pm

BronXBombers51 wrote:Andruw Jones will appreciate it. He's king of the jester mask. Ever see him swing at a curveball? One of the funniest things I've ever seen.


Agreed. Pathetic, also. %-6
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Re: Andruw Jones affected by "allergies"

Postby JTWood » Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:11 am

BitterDodgerFan wrote:nobody noticed rotoworld's blurb on him few days ago?

Andruw Jones is out of the lineup for Tuesday's game because of allergies.

A direct result of him dispersing so much pollen with his swings lately. Juan Pierre is getting a start tonight.
:-b

That's excellent. :-D
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