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Postby kentx12 » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:49 pm

A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he
realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she
could have some brought up to the register. She asked," What size condoms?"
The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He
did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the
intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up
for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the checker that he
too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to
the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't
know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did, she
gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized
condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way
too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he
thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he
needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She
asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him
one quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said....
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Postby wrveres » Tue Feb 24, 2004 12:08 am

Roflmao
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Postby LBJackal » Tue Feb 24, 2004 12:34 am

ahahahahhhhaa

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Postby prodpaul » Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:01 am

lol
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Postby Madison » Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:25 pm

Lmao! :-D
Yes doctor, I am sick.
Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
Yes doctor, an army is forming.
Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby NittanyLions » Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:01 pm

lol :-b
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Sun Feb 29, 2004 1:24 pm

:-? huh :-?


ohhh.....i get it...lmao :-D
Lets Go patsox!

yay! sox win!!!
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him and pokey
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Postby Shatner8 » Sun Feb 29, 2004 4:38 pm

LMAO ;-D
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