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Don't step on the ducks!

Postby Madison » Mon Feb 23, 2004 5:26 pm

Warning: Don't Step on the Ducks!

Three women die together in an accident
and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in
heaven:
don't step on the ducks!"

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
place.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try
their
best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping
on a
duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along
comes
St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely
ugly
man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the
first
woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained
for
all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes
on
.. very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to
you
for all of eternity?"

The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"


:-D
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Mon Feb 23, 2004 5:32 pm

:-? ohhhhhh....i get it

:-D :-D :-D
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yay! sox win!!!
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Postby kentx12 » Mon Feb 23, 2004 6:17 pm

LMAO....Very funny ;-D ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:12 pm

LMAO..... ;-D
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Postby denvermax » Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:14 pm

LOL ;-D :-b
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Postby DK » Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:16 pm

Well, no wonder! That's who that woman next to me is! B-)
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