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Stranded on an island?

Postby Madison » Mon Feb 23, 2004 5:24 pm

An Irish Story

One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert
island for over ten long years,
sees an unusual speck on the horizon.

"It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the
speck gets closer and closer, he
begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then
even a
raft.

Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous
blonde woman wearing a
wet suit and scuba gear.

She approaches the stunned man and says to him, "Tell me how
long has
it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," replies the Irishman.

With that, she reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket
on her left sleeve and pulls
out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it,
takes a long drag and says, "Faith
and begorah! Is that good!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a sip of good
Irish Whiskey?" she asks
him.

Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years."

She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask
and hands it to him. He opens
the flask, takes a long swig and says, "Tis absolutely
fantastic!"

At this point she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper
that runs down the front of her
wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has it
been since you've played
around?"

With tears in his eyes, the man falls to his knees and sobs,
"Oh, Sweet Jesus! Don't tell
me you've got golf clubs in there too."


:-D
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Sick of those who are spineless.
Sick of those who feel self-entitled.
Sick of those who are hypocrites.
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Yes doctor, there will be a war.
Yes doctor, there will be blood.....
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Postby Sox FANatic001 » Mon Feb 23, 2004 5:26 pm

:-D
Lets Go patsox!

yay! sox win!!!
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him and pokey
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Postby kentx12 » Mon Feb 23, 2004 6:20 pm

I love it. ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:14 pm

:-? ....I don't think his priorities are in order..... :-D
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Postby DK » Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:19 pm

LMAO... :-B :-B

Had to be a white guy. :-D
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Postby Andy1234 » Thu Feb 26, 2004 5:29 am

DK wrote:LMAO... :-B :-B

Had to be a white guy. :-D
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Postby Transmogrifier » Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:26 pm

oh 8-o jeez. Man, I hate golf.
I'm back. Sorta.

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