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Postby KULCAT » Sun Feb 22, 2004 7:27 am

I think Cornbread is gonna hate me but i had to post it

On an article in yahoo

A guy goes to the doctor and finds he has six months to live.


The doctor suggests: "There's one thing you could do. You could become a baseball fan and move to Detroit." "Why?"


"Trust me. If you do that, it'll be the longest six months of your life."
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Postby wrveres » Sun Feb 22, 2004 7:34 am

lol ;-D
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Postby kentx12 » Sun Feb 22, 2004 9:59 am

LMAO. real funny. ;-D
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Postby DieHardCubbie » Sun Feb 22, 2004 11:54 am

LOL...... :-b
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Postby Brokentusks9 » Sun Feb 22, 2004 5:32 pm

HAHAHAHAAHAHA oh that was great. ;-D ;-D
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Postby denvermax » Sun Feb 22, 2004 6:04 pm

LOL
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Postby Madison » Sun Feb 22, 2004 9:47 pm

Lol. :-D

Watch out for Cornbread though. :-o
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Postby baseball genius » Sun Feb 22, 2004 11:19 pm

Hey Hey Hey -- Tigers fan here :~(

actually I even found it funny!
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Postby eftda » Mon Feb 23, 2004 2:23 am

not to repeat what was said but...
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Postby Cornbread Maxwell » Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:25 am

Thats funny - but it would have been funnier if the doctor said Pitsburg.
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