My strategy for the year:

[Absolutely Adequate]

This season i'm only drafting players who've been accused of taking roids, and so i don't see how i can possibly finish anywhere but first. While my boys might have veins the size of power lines, will be completely sterile, and might have beach ball sized domes, they will undoubtedly be very productive.

Sleeper pick: Gabe Kapler.
Team motto: Make Use of the Juice.

My question: Have there been any rumors about Kevin Mensch? Or is his head that big naturally?