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Re: If you wanted truth in advertising...

Postby Nerfherders » Fri Mar 28, 2008 6:44 pm

I remember one back in the 90's when San Diego was really bad.

San Diego Padres: "Hey, It's Baseball!"

Here's a good one for my hometown team. Colorado Rockies: "We're finally better than the Broncos!"
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Re: If you wanted truth in advertising...

Postby MTUCache » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:32 pm

I suppose the Tiger's new Slogan for this year would be:

"Can you tell the NHL has a salary cap now? Ilitch decided to spend his money on the Tigers the past couple of years instead the Redwings!!!"

That may be a little long to fit on a banner... we may have to think about this for a while.
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Re: If you wanted truth in advertising...

Postby KCollins1304 » Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:54 pm

MTUCache wrote:I suppose the Tiger's new Slogan for this year would be:

"Can you tell the NHL has a salary cap now? Ilitch decided to spend his money on the Tigers the past couple of years instead the Redwings!!!"

That may be a little long to fit on a banner... we may have to think about this for a while.


How about... Detroit Tigers: "Don't serve M-Cab at your buffet" :-D
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Re: If you wanted truth in advertising...

Postby Grouperman941 » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:33 pm

Royals: "At least we've got waterfalls!"
Be excellent to each other.
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Re: If you wanted truth in advertising...

Postby Mr Kite » Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:36 pm

Florida Marlins: "At least we're not the Royals"
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Re: If you wanted truth in advertising...

Postby AussieDodger » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:09 pm

Oakland Athletics: "We'll kick your a_ _ in 2010!"

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Re: If you wanted truth in advertising...

Postby Y`s Guy » Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:55 pm

Detroit Tigers: Come help us pay Miguel!!
My Friendliness bar...recently shrunk from 11.3 to 10mm long!!
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Re: If you wanted truth in advertising...

Postby v0r0s » Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:42 am

Mets : Mostly Everyone Talks Spanish
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Re: If you wanted truth in advertising...

Postby BronXBombers51 » Sat Mar 29, 2008 10:34 am

Big Pimpin wrote:Mariners: This is your front office on drugs!


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Re: If you wanted truth in advertising...

Postby walkoffblast » Sat Mar 29, 2008 1:42 pm

Cincinnati Reds: We've already added Cueto to our database.

Boston Red Sox: Buy a ticket before the bandwagon sells out.

Florida Marlins: See the stars of tommorow getting their a_ _ kicked today!
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